When you see the mushroom cloud...

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

well, that depends, what caused the mushroom cloud?

if it was a bomb/nuke: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if it was smoke: mmmmmmmm.......BBQ

 

[Flamezdudes]

"DAMN COMMUNISTS. We should of sent Liberty Prime earlier."

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

OH SHIZZLESTICKS or GET TO DA CHOPPA!

 

[oppp7]

My response would be to run and hide under something stable.

 

[The Hairminator]

"IM STILL A VIRGIN D:"
Then die.

 

[fer1wi]

If I'm not riding the nuclear warhead, I'll either be inside a lead-lined refridgerator or kissing the girl of my dreams while wearing an owl costume.

[sub]please tell me someone understands the references[/sub]

AHA! I DO!!

Reference 1) Dr. Stranglelove, or How I Learnt to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Reference 2) Indy 4
Reference 3) Watchmen

May I have my cookie now?

OT:
Funny: "Get to the vault! GET TO THE VAULT!!", or "DAMMIT RUSSIA WE FINALLY TRUSTED YOU!!!"
Realistic: Stares at mushroom cloud (Nothing to say, really)

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[SomethingUnrelated]

"Hey guys! Check it ou-ARGH!"

Then I would be a thousand flakes of ash, scarttered across the country.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

1-up!

 

[Thamous]

I'd probably just stand their looking cool, like always.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[HentMas]

DAMN! WHERE THE F&%K IS MY VAULT TICKET!!!!!

 

[Ace of Spades]

Damn... Might as well enjoy the view.

 

[p3t3r]

http://coolmoose.net/games/flash/wtbgo.php i would play this game till i died

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I'll watch it coming. If I'm with someone, I'll inform them that it has been an honour.

Or, if far enough away that I wouldn't have to worry about being caught in the blast, I'd start walking away at a brisk pace, because I've been informed that that would be enough to let you escape the worst of the radiation poisoning, given a benevolent head wind.

 

[Megacherv]

"It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!"

 

[Parallel Streaks]

"Huh. Well look at that"

Followed by horrible death.

 

[ryai458]

i would start punching people then get shot

 

[Killer Rabbit]

"And I just got a new book"

 

[Fbuh]

"Hmmm...I wonder if this could effect me in anyway?"