When you see the mushroom cloud...

[wizzerd229]

well that is cool i can see that from the moon. (i sent the nuke)

 

[Deadpewl]

I'll be thinking "about feakin time!". I would also probably laugh maniacly and curse out/punch anyone nearby.

 

[ResistantToFire]

War...
...War Never Changes...

 

[wolfy098]

I'd go back to bed

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Spoiler: It's fine Kman

I just thought I'd get to you before the less...tame members find you.

 

[jonny bhoy]

"I will not die without having sex again! Lady! Come here!" And ill get about an arms length away and then POOF vaporized

sounds like that scene from watchmen.


I'd probably start singing the fallout 3 theme song.

this remeinds me of my favourite joke.

there is a nuclear explosion as a group of men and women see the blast coming towards them and one women gets up, takes all her clothes off and shouts, "Is there a man here who can satisfy me and make me feel like a women once more?"
Then one man stands up, takes off his shirt and says " here, iron this"

 

[SeventySeven]

Will grab my shotty and utter *my time to shine*

-then something like a mix of fall out 3 and left 4 dead will commence-

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I wouldn't get to see the pretty cloud and all the wonderful colours as i would be the one riding the bomb when it exploded

 

[TheSentinel]

"Please let me be ghoulified!"

"YOU FOOL! YOU FIRED THE MIRV INSIDE!"

"By a lonely prison wall,
I heard a young girl call,
Michael they have taken you away...."

 

[necromanzer52]

Run to the nearest keyboard and begin rapidly tapping the x button.

 

[Treefingers]

I'd just run to the nearest fridge.

 

[toapat]

Who found my stash!?

I did

Damn you! I wanted to sell that to the Koreans! (satire + jk)

too bad, i was going to use those nukes to blow up Korea

 

[RavenTT]

Run towards the cloud yelling 'you cannot defeat me!'

 

[Mr Companion]

I would think "aw man if I survive this is gonna totally mess up my schedule.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

For some reason, I'd want to shout something incredibly offensive, simply because there'd be no backlash.

Unless some divine being decides I should live the rest of my life as a mutie simply for saying that. Yay, horrible disfigurement!

 

[bodyklok]

I'd just run to my bunker, or the hil- Oh wait, I live on a hill. Does that mean I win?

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

"Did I leave the washing out?" then sprint to my garden to make sure, then I'll give a sign of relief before being killed if I haven't

or

"If I'm gonna die, I'm going out with style," then put on a pair of glasses and stroll into the blast.