When's the last time you had sex?

[shogunblade]

November 2008. I don't have a specific date on me, but it's been about four years. It's been alright, I guess, because I think I have an issue with sex addiction (I've been playing Skin Flute Hero Almost Every day for the last four years), otherwise, I've probably been fine, I'd say.

 

[Gitty101]

T'was last Thursday, the night before one of my exams. My cramming partner and I felt the need to relive the obvious stress of revision. ^_^

 

[Balvale]

Twice this morning. Girlfriends with generous libidos are the best.

 

[Nimcha]

So a four-way? Those are always fun. Was it a two-couple situation, or something more complex?

No, just boring old three-way.

As long as it was literally both at the same time.. i think that makes it far more interesting .. then a boring old three-way haha *dirty mind deactivate*

Uhm. I'm not quite sure what you mean?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Me? Having sex?

Pfffftt, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh that's a good one.

[sub][sub]so very alone...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Powereaver]

So a four-way? Those are always fun. Was it a two-couple situation, or something more complex?

No, just boring old three-way.

As long as it was literally both at the same time.. i think that makes it far more interesting .. then a boring old three-way haha *dirty mind deactivate*

Uhm. I'm not quite sure what you mean?

Lets not go there then *coughs innocently* forget i said anything!

 

[bobmus]

So a four-way? Those are always fun. Was it a two-couple situation, or something more complex?

No, just boring old three-way.

As long as it was literally both at the same time.. i think that makes it far more interesting .. then a boring old three-way haha *dirty mind deactivate*

Uhm. I'm not quite sure what you mean?

Lets not go there then *coughs innocently* forget i said anything!

Bahahahahahaah. This exchange made clicking on this thread again worthwhile.
It's like the perfect example of how a man who's just watched a lot of porn can have a dirtier mind than a woman who's had a three-way.
Well done to both participants.

Now to exit this thread before I learn more than I wanted to about my fellow Escapists!

 

[Powereaver]

So a four-way? Those are always fun. Was it a two-couple situation, or something more complex?

No, just boring old three-way.

As long as it was literally both at the same time.. i think that makes it far more interesting .. then a boring old three-way haha *dirty mind deactivate*

Uhm. I'm not quite sure what you mean?

Lets not go there then *coughs innocently* forget i said anything!

Bahahahahahaah. This exchange made clicking on this thread again worthwhile.
It's like the perfect example of how a man who's just watched a lot of porn can have a dirtier mind than a woman who's had a three-way.
Well done to both participants.

Now to exit this thread before I learn more than I wanted to about my fellow Escapists!

Porn? I have NO idea what this is.. *coughs again* *checks dictionary* .. an adult movie.. so you mean like Titanic?

 

[Vault101]

well I....

oh were talking about real sex? not readng erotic fan fic?...oh never mind then

[sub/] [small/] it definetly wasn't Mass effect erotic fan-fic [/small] [/sub]

Was it a gay erotic love story?

OT: Does my partner have to be alive for it to count?

not unless you count lirara...anyway smut is smut..in the end it doesnt matter whos doing who..the charachters tend to turn into assholes anyway..for some reason

Now I feel dirty about having an account here. You're not very social people, are you?

I'm quite certain the last time was 2 weeks ago, but since I was quite drunk and don't have any actual proof besides waking up with female clothes on my bed and my underwear removed. Last time I I had it that is PROVABLE, by SCIENCE was about a month back.

oh come on now....its not like you can catch the virginity....I don't see how waking up somwhere random is praise worthy..if anything it sounds kind of scary

 

[OldNewNewOld]

Not really sure.
Maybe 6-7 months ago, with a friend.

Funny how he was always saying he was straight, jet we were friends with benefits for over a year. But I didn't want to break his illusion.

But then his dad died and he changed a lot. Distanced him self slowly from his old friends and now we're just on "hi" if we meet on the street.

Yesterday. With two kids under 4 years old, we have to make the most of nap time.

This... sounds... so wrong.

 

[Frozen Fox]

Last night, and I will again in 4-5 hours. I am the luckiest guy on earth i have the best mate ever I do believe, the man just never can get enough of me it would seem.

 

[WolfThomas]

The Friday before last. My girlfriend and I are doing long distance briefly. But soon I will get to see her more often.

Last time was yesterday, as the... seventh time we got it on this weekend. Or something. My girlfriend kinda rocks.

...yeah, I actually posted that on the internet. Now I'm looking like a bragging douche and will continue to look like a bragging douche for all eternity. ._.

It's not that unusual. Early on in my relationship with my girlfriend we did it 13 times in 48hrs (8 in the first, 5 in the second). We hadn't seen each other aside from Skype for two weeks. We were sore for days after that. She doesn't like it when I call it our baker's weekend, because it's 13 (baker's dozen) and she got a yeast infection.

 

[Xannidel]

Hmm I do not remember the day but it was in February with a girl I was planning on dating but things sorta fell apart like a month later. Oh well, sex is something that I always think about but then when sex becomes an option I tend to sort of have mixed feelings about it. A fickle thing sex is to me.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Eh...never. Certainly haven't lost hope, as I'm only 17. Not really a priority either considering school matters and all.

Spoiler: ...so lonely...

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

No, just boring old three-way.

Oh. I misunderstood. You phrasing made it sound like you slept with three people (and three plus you equals 4). I later saw that you mentioned "including yourself" farther down the page.

And I don't think there's such a thing as a 'boring old three-way'.

In fact, often three-ways are more drama-filled than four-ways. Two couples hooking up is very different then trying to bring a third into a stable couple.

 

[DrunkOnEstus]

November 2008. I don't have a specific date on me, but it's been about four years. It's been alright, I guess, because I think I have an issue with sex addiction (I've been playing Skin Flute Hero Almost Every day for the last four years), otherwise, I've probably been fine, I'd say.

Firstly, LMAO at "skin flute hero", as it's the first I've heard the term. Anyway, there's nothing at all abnormal about doing that every day, or multiple times a day. It has nothing to do with "sex addiction". Your prostate thanks you for it, or at least it will once you reach 50.

On topic: Day before yesterday, with my lovely fiance of four years. I have no idea when I'm going to plan on the actual marriage part of the arrangement.

Side note: I'm absolutely loving how open and lighthearted you escapists are being without this devolving into 4chan durr absurdity. (The spell-checker is satisfied with "4chan" as an English word??)

 

[xXTheParadoxXx]

As of this morning?
never.
Any girls feel like hooking up with a 17 year old Irish guy

 

[saoirse13]

This morning...It was great!

 

[CATS FTW]

Christmas, it was awful. And I'm used to it being great, I never came, me the guy... never came.