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hyperhammy

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THEAFRONINJA said:
I live in the UK.

Person: "So, do we have two Presidents now?"

My girlfriend: "...no, America has a President. We have a Prime Minister and Deputy Prime Minister."

Person: "Oh... so do we, like, own America then?"

I hate to use it, but.... /thread.
Well, You did kind of own american once... xD
 

cplsharp

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from working in game on the highstreet, someone casually struts over to me holds out an xbox360 game and says "is this for the pc?"...... this is a good time to reconsider birth control...
 

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Communist partisan said:
"Are all the Swedish politic parties Communists?" no, they are Socialists if you look closely how they want everything to be. except the Swedish democrats (nazi party)
It's funny how they spend so much time to try to find differences between each other to not realize they're more alike than... Well, most other major parties in other countries. S and M ain't that different, yet they see each other as their opposites, isn't that... Stupid? =P

OT: "Do you have a fishing rod in there?" asked to me when I brought my shinai to school last week (didn't have time to go home between school and training) even though it pretty obviously was too short, too wide and a totally wrong shape to be a fishing rod. That, or someone asking "did it hurt?" when you've broken an arm. OF COURSE IT FUCKING HURT, THE GOD DAMN BONES IN THE ARM GOT SNAPPED RIGHT OF!!!
 

linkzeldi

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My dad constantly asks me, "When was the war of 1812?" Because he knows we both love history and that question ticks me off.
 

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Davey Woo said:
Guy walks into a Subway.
"Hey, how big are the 6 Inch subs?"
Made my day XD

*Full moon one night*

Girl: Why does the moon glow

Me: Because the sun's light is reflecting off it

Girl: But isn't the sun on the other side of the world?

*Facepalm*
 

liljabba

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oh jeez i have so many, and all from one girl *facepalm*

"who is the president of the arctic?"
"why are poppies red? is it because they were dyed red by all the blood in world war 2?"
"do polar bears eat penguins?"
"when did america stop being one country?"
"omg like why did they cancel gossip girl?" was said because it was the end of the season....
"is jersey shore a real place?"

im not trolling btw, and this was all asked in my socials 10 class that i had with her last year, that was the most painful year of my life
 

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Ironic Pirate said:
Red Rum said:
I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"
Maybe it was a coincidence, but I couldn't turn invisible until I did.

Ahem.

Anyway, A kid in my class put two electronic scales on top of each other and asked why the one on top didn't hover.
I hate you...Your Avatar killed my Chilhood!!! >.<
 

The Oddfellow

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Did people see in black and white in 1914? It was unbelievable, the retard-o-meter was off the charts.
 

Communist partisan

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JLML said:
Communist partisan said:
"Are all the Swedish politic parties Communists?" no, they are Socialists if you look closely how they want everything to be. except the Swedish democrats (nazi party)
It's funny how they spend so much time to try to find differences between each other to not realize they're more alike than... Well, most other major parties in other countries. S and M ain't that different, yet they see each other as their opposites, isn't that... Stupid? =P

OT: "Do you have a fishing rod in there?" asked to me when I brought my shinai to school last week (didn't have time to go home between school and training) even though it pretty obviously was too short, too wide and a totally wrong shape to be a fishing rod. That, or someone asking "did it hurt?" when you've broken an arm. OF COURSE IT FUCKING HURT, THE GOD DAMN BONES IN THE ARM GOT SNAPPED RIGHT OF!!!
Yeah I know the Swedish parties is nearly the same exept the nazi party but they have several differences but yeah, they are all more or less socialist
 

hyperhammy

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"OMG, are you really German??? Are you a nazi??? Do you still have tanks standing around???"
I would like to point out that Hitler wasn't even German
But the dumbest thing I have ever heard:
"What's the German opinion of ww2???"
This girl is a freshman in highschool. I thought she was pretty smart until then! =P
"We only watch fox news, all the others are just lieing!"
"Obama is the new Hitler!"
 

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I used to work at best buy. One of the ones I hated was "Where are the Ipods" and they are standing in front of the very large Ipod sign. Or "where are the gift cards" and they are standing right in front of the gift card center. People are blind.
 

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"You're a vegetarian?! Whoa, what do you EAT??" / "So, can you eat, like, chicken?" / "So, can you eat, like, hamburgers and stuff??" / many variations on that one..

When I was a kid I got the "Why don't you cut your hair?" one a lot. I had long hair through junior high, and I remember in 8th grade there was a pair of girls trying to pick on me for it: "Hey, you, are you a boy or a girl? Cuz I can't tell cuzza your hair. Do you have a penis or a virginia?"

And I'd never even been to Virginia..!
 

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arc1991 said:
Ironic Pirate said:
Red Rum said:
I'll probably get probation for this but...

"Can I get superpowers if I ejaculate into an electrical socket?"
Maybe it was a coincidence, but I couldn't turn invisible until I did.

Ahem.

Anyway, A kid in my class put two electronic scales on top of each other and asked why the one on top didn't hover.
I hate you...Your Avatar killed my Chilhood!!! >.<
Bambi deserved it. Called Willy a Killer Whale, Willy got offended and, well, killed him.

Thumper just got caught in the crossfire.
 

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Lots in retail, but my favourite actually happened to my friend who worked in a Tourist Information booth in Niagara Falls, Ontario. A tourist walked up and asked, no word of a lie here, "When do they turn off the Falls?"
 

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"Do you sell ice cream here?"
I work at an ice cream place with the display freeze right next to the counter and ice cream cone displays at front.

I was in gamestop when a 20-ish looking guy came up to the counter and asked the employee why his new xbox wasn't working. After going through all logical possibilities the employee told the guy to go get the xbox and bring it to the store. The employee asked the guy to turn on the xbox. The guy pushes the power button a few times and says, "see there's nothing." The employee looks at him and says, "It's not plugged in..." The man replies with, "Oh, it has to be plugged in?"
I kid you not escapists.
 

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"He, what is a liquid?"

"The sun revoles round the earth, right?"

"So there is no gravity on the moon?"

All the same person. She is an idiot.
 

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Dags90 said:
One of my friends asked my best friend (who was black) if he could get sunburned when we were 7 or 8. I had actually wanted to ask him the same question for a while but figured it wouldn't be received well.
So, um, what was the answer?

The Oddfellow said:
Did people see in black and white in 1914? It was unbelievable, the retard-o-meter was off the charts.
I wonder if that person thought that before the invention of photography people saw the world like a painting.