Where do babies come from?

[SovietSecrets]

"Why are you so tall?". I got asked this so many times by the same person everyday in class.

 

[rebus_forever]

Why do you have long hair?
My hair's a little over 2 feet long and I get it constantly cause I'm a dude.

Although when I first saw the thread name I thought you were trolling. Haha!

this also but in the form of the question "are u a girl" though i get that asked about my steam pic also, : |

 

[badatcardgames]

History student asked me " is Hitler still in jail"... i told them yes ofc

 

[Theninja'skatana]

Them:Why are you so pale?
me:Cause I don't go outside idiot.

 

[gerbil234]

"Is it true that we'll all evolve when the sun explodes?"

 

[kickyourass]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

 

[Endocrom]

Can I ask you a question?
Too late.

Do you work here?
No i just like wearing a vest with my name and the company logo on it.

Where are the restrooms?
Six feet to my left, under that big sign that says "Restrooms".

 

[Voodoomancer]

Someone once asked me "What time is it?" in a room with 2 clocks on the wall and one on their own wrist

 

[Dags90]

So, um, what was the answer?

The answer was a yes, followed by saying that he doesn't turn red.

Someone once asked me "What time is it?" in a room with 2 clocks on the wall and one on their own wrist

I sometimes ask people what time it is as a passive-aggressive way of telling them we're running late and they need to hurry up/stop dawdling.

 

[DeepComet5581]

This entire thread has just destroyed my faith in humanity.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

Does your heart stop when you hold you breath?
Is peru in the middle east?

Also, someone stubbornly defended that SAS (the special air service, very famous in the UK) stood for "Save are souls", specifically mentioning that it was "are", rather then "our".
No joke.

 

[Angryman101]

"what holds up the earth?"

Atlas
What? That's what it is right?

Actually, Atlas held up the sky, not the earth. The 'celestial sphere'
OP:
When a girl I had been talking to found out I was atheist:
"So...like, do you have morals?"
I mean, the answer is of course no, but you shouldn't assume that from me being atheist

 

[bak00777]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

My Brain hurts, and ive seen that before but cant remember where...ow!

 

[willsham45]

This is more the reply that was funny...
them- What you got there a guinea pig how cute.
me - no its a rat
them eu

And are you a girl or boy?

 

[DeepComet5581]

"what holds up the earth?"

Atlas
What? That's what it is right?

Actually, Atlas held up the sky, not the earth. The 'celestial sphere'
OP:
When a girl I had been talking to found out I was atheist:
"So...like, do you have morals?"
I mean, the answer is of course no, but you shouldn't assume that from me being atheist

We don't have morals. We have something better.

Common Sense.
Logic.
The ability to think freely.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

We don't have morals. We have something better.

Common Sense.
Logic.
The ability to think freely.

I have Common Sense, Logic, and the Ability to think Freely regardless of my Religious Upbringing (I am a Catholic, though most people here would swear I am a "Christian Deist"). Why? Because I don't think of god as some stiff prick who'll burn your face off if you look at him. To me, God is the most caring person in the universe, and is like "As long as your good out does your bad, you get into my kingdom", and he just laughs at anyone who makes fun of him and says "Yeah, that's funny".

OT:

(Gonna make up something)

"Since I have a Tail bone, where's my Tail?"
"How can I grow Candy Corn?"

 

[hazabaza1]

"Is Indian a religion?"
Asked by a 14 year old. Fuck, my generation has little to no hope, does it?

 

[RandomWords]

Can animals talk?

 

[ultimateownage]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

You?ve got to be kidding me. I?ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It?s just common sense.

 

[willsham45]

Carrots grow in the ground? Asked by the oblivious city dweller being shocked by nature.

When someone is like that the thought is where did they think they came from...God knows what they would be like if the discovered what meat actually was or what eggs came out of.