Which friend are you?

[ffs-dontcare]

Past: I used to be the incredibly dodgy friend who turned any statement made by anyone into something really disgusting. I was very icky in that way.

Present (preferable): I'm the guy who'll throw away his free time for his best friends when they need him and will tell you if you're just as much to blame as the other person for the situation you're in. I'm also the really quiet friend who doesn't really say much when I'm with three or more other people. In such situations, I'd stay relatively hidden in the background and merely observe everything instead of actively joining in. And nobody would notice. I'm also very loyal, and I don't really go for being dodgy anymore.

Present (real): As above, but on the internet.

 

[Broady Brio]

The quiet one. I rarely do small talk. And when I do talk, 70% of the time, it's references, films and games alike.

Also I'm apparently the attractive one. I think it's them being nice to the guy who is currently girlfriend-less.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

I'm the twat. Unpredictable, crude, will do just about anything in the name of laughter and attention. Only downside is, I don't have many friends anymore...

 

[FamoFunk]

The painfully shy quite one. And I'm smarter than my friends.

I'm also apparently the witty one, as when I actually talk witty crap some out, apparently.

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I'm the one who plays relationship counselor, but never has a relationship himself.

That's so strange because I'm on the same boat. I wonder why that is, though? I always thought because I was always observing relationships that I get to piece together what works in a relationship and what is meant to meet with certain doom.

I honestly don't think that being in a relationship would give me any kind of insight, though.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

I'm obnoxiously truthful and blunt. I am the dude who knows weird trivia and the asexually behaving one. I'm very reserved when it comes to talking about myself. But mostly I'm the butt monkey of the group. >.>

 

[TheAceTheOne]

I'm the DD, the only sane man, and the one who would die for any of my friends.

I'm also the writer, the quiet(est) one of my group, and the guy who's been in the longest relationship.

But I'm also not that great, so...

 

[penguindude42]

"That Guy".

You know the one...