Which is your favourite God?

[LadyTiamat]

what about QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ!

He makes like a heck more interesting......if not i'll go for Discord! *blasted ponies*

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Fortuna is my favourite godess and the only god I would follow.

 

[KorLeonis]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[Kayevcee]

WHY, Banjo, The Clown God!

Well done, sir! However, I think the followers of Giggles might want to have a word with you on the supremacy of Banjo.

Durkon too. [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0561.html]

-Nick

 

[robotam]

I'm pretty fond of R'hllor, The lord of light, heart of fire and god of flame and shadow. He gives his followers bitchin' superpowers and it's basically supporting arson. SO remember kiddies.

The Night Is Dark And Full Of Terrors.

I'm with you (Or maybe the guy who said Morgan Freeman). All of these other false gods are servants of the Great Other.
The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors.

 

[Magicmad5511]

I'm gonna go with this one.

Anat, a Semetic Goddess. Let me just read you some extracts about her.

Anat appears as a wild and furious warrior in a battle, wading knee-deep in clunge, striking off heads, cutting off hands, binding the heads to her torso and the hands in her sash, driving out the old men and townsfolk with her arrows, her heart filled with joy.

Specifically focusing on

wading knee-deep in clunge

I'm guessing different meaning back then but still amazing.

Also this.

Anat launched her attendant Yatpan in hawk form against Aqhat to knock the breath out of him and to steal the bow back.

She turns her attendant into a hawk and throws them like a dart to kill a guy just to get her bow back.

And finally she gives birth to whatever a "steer" is. Possibly a horse.

Anat seeks after Ba?al who is out hunting, finds him, and is told she will bear a steer to him. Following the birth she brings the new calf to Ba?al on Mount Zephon.

I think that will do.

 

[Switchblade 327]

Haruhi Suzumiya ^^

^

lolol

This!

My god is cuter than your god!.. And probably a lot less stable...

 

[Feylynn]

Hmmm either Odin... Or Sheogorath.

It's a close race and neither of them are entirely sure why the other is there.

 

[soren7550]

I don't know much about other gods, so I'll say Santa Christ.

But my favorite name of the gods is Sandraudiga, which means 'she who dyes the sand red'. How awesome is that!

And finally she gives birth to whatever a "steer" is. Possibly a horse.

Anat seeks after Ba?al who is out hunting, finds him, and is told she will bear a steer to him. Following the birth she brings the new calf to Ba?al on Mount Zephon.

I think that will do.

Steer is another term for bovine (the part I made bold even says is a cow).

 

[Synyster]

I would have to say Khorne, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[Athol]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Greeting Brother. When the sleeper awakens they shall all know the error of their ways.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

 

[Xan Krieger]

In real life naturally the only God that I believe in, God himself. In fiction it's gotta be either Slaneesh or Khorne, both are really fun.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Nobody will question his godliness! Not even... Chris!


Power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power...

 

[xdiesp]

Believing is not like choosing the funniest t-shirts, you should realize it even if all your world rests on thinking believers are stupid. It's just another, separate thing with own motivations.

 

[Orks da best]

Gork and Mork tell me where to go for the best WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHs!!!!

 

[AntonicKnight]

God

 

[JaceArveduin]

You're all neebs! The one true god is Eru (aka Ilúvatar)!

Spoiler: for those who might not know

Eru was the supreme ruler/master guy from the Lord of the Rings universe. Yeah, he's the one that created the Ainur, who are the ones that caused all of the strife in Middle-Earth and did all kinds of other fun things

 

[Agayek]

Either Odin or Akatosh, I'm not sure which I prefer.

 

[Micalas]

I'm tempted to be witty and say Akatosh, but my inner Elder Scrolls fanboy can be repressed.

Therefore, Odin. Because he's just that cool.

If you were a true TES fan, you'd be saying a Daedric Prince, not some poncy Aedra!

As for me, Azura. Obviously.

Ah yes. All hail Namira!

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

The internet.

It's all-knowing, it's damn near all-powerful (look at what the Egyptian protestors and OWS have done with it), and- with 3G and 4G- it's practically omnipresent as well. The best part about it, though, is that it actually exists!