Which obscure gods hate YOU?

[Feralcentaur]

The Great God Cthulhu hates all!

Not, really, he just sort thinks of us as pests mostly, sort of like the way most Humans see rats, but imagine if the rats were tasty to eat. OP: The god of Fire seems to hate me, because no matter how much I've prayed to him I still can never shoot fire out of my hands!

 

[Kiltguy]

[HEADING=1]The Lady [/HEADING]
(Luck - Don't say it out loud!)

She's fickle mistress, and keeps on spitting me in the eye.

There's a old Scandinavian saying. (rough translation)
- Against Men, there's Iron.
- Against Gods, there's Bloot. (Bloot = Sacrifices)
- Against Oknytt, there's Sejd. (Oknytt = All kind of supernatural beings / Sejd = Norse Magic)
- But against bad luck, there's no cure.

 

[liquidsolid]

Aphrodite the Goddess of Love, I look for a girlfriend but all I find is hookups.

 

[Schreck157]

Loki, him and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

 

[Declaro]

The Goddess of Doors That Look Like They Should Pull But Are Actually Push. Her realm is a vast one here in Sweden. >>

 

[jobbybobby]

Dionysus.

He's just mad because I refuse to partake in his realms of influence.

The whiny *****.

ha! whiny.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

The Lady. I dare not speak her true name, for she is the only goddess that comes when not invoked. Friend of gamblers, enemy of me.

[HEADING=1]The Lady [/HEADING]
(Luck - Don't say it out loud!)

She's fickle mistress, and keeps on spitting me in the eye.

There's a old Scandinavian saying. (rough translation)
- Against Men, there's Iron.
- Against Gods, there's Bloot. (Bloot = Sacrifices)
- Against Oknytt, there's Sejd. (Oknytt = All kind of supernatural beings / Sejd = Norse Magic)
- But against bad luck, there's no cure.

GORRAM NINJAS!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

The God of sleep. I'm a very bad sleeper.

 

[rutger5000]

All Gods either fear or love me, because they never do anything to piss me of. Maybe the God of losing things has a small grudge, but we still get along, especially since the God of getting things back again is so into me.
Lady Fortune is my lover (I prefer not to call her ***** as I don't want to hurt her feelings).
Seriously though, I've been so lucky my entire life that I actually started to believe in luck. If I ever truly had to, then I would have little to no trouble about jumping from a bridge or playing russian rullet or something.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

The god of lung infection. If he was real, I would technically become Kratos...

 

[Count Igor]

The god of animal loving fathers!
..
Yeah. Very obscure, right?

 

[Lucifron]

The God of Worry-less Days.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Im not on a good level with any god

 

[Wurek]

Glycon

 

[Anchupom]

The Great God Cthulhu hates all!

NINJA'D by the first response!

OT, I feel the God of Hands hates me and my hands.
My thumb got split over by a plastic pipe I was cutting today, and yesterday some shoeboxes ripped the skin of my fingers around my fingernails to shreds. Oh god the pain.

 

[itstimeforpie]

The god of time management.

 

[MadManV27]

the God of Helping People Focus on Extremely Important Exams Rather Then Spending Time Watching TV and I dont get on well

 

[headphonegirl]

The god of time, making my work day go terribly slow, and my weekend go fast.

 

[ScoopMeister]

The God of Laptops. This thing keeps crashing FOR NO BLOODY REASON!

 

[General Ken8]

The god of hip injuries and the god of awkward conversations have taken a liking to me, but the god of first person shooters hates me, I'm terrible at just about all first person shooters