Which pokemon would you want, as a pet?
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Gyarados.
A flying sea serpent, capable of destroying cities with his temper. I would land every job I ever wanted, ever.
A flying sea serpent, capable of destroying cities with his temper. I would land every job I ever wanted, ever.
Clearly, there can only be one logical choice.
This is Braviary. Just look at that magnificent bastard. What words would you use to describe him? If you said anything other than "majestic", you are wrong, good sir. He is made of pure, liquid manliness. You see those claws? You better hope not. If you're seeing them, that's because they're about to rip your trachea out. See those huge wings? They're almost as big as his willy. He's strong enough to lift a car with ease. So flying me around? No hassle. This is the pokemon your pokemon WISHES it could be. He has two tickets to that thing that you love. He's a pair of machine guns away from being the deadliest thing in existence.
This is Braviary. Just look at that magnificent bastard. What words would you use to describe him? If you said anything other than "majestic", you are wrong, good sir. He is made of pure, liquid manliness. You see those claws? You better hope not. If you're seeing them, that's because they're about to rip your trachea out. See those huge wings? They're almost as big as his willy. He's strong enough to lift a car with ease. So flying me around? No hassle. This is the pokemon your pokemon WISHES it could be. He has two tickets to that thing that you love. He's a pair of machine guns away from being the deadliest thing in existence.
WHAT!?! No Spoinks yet? How could you not love this adorable thing! It's a mix between a pig and a spring!
Either Swampert or Whiscash.
Swampert because I've always been fond of him and his mud powers.
Whiscash because I like catfish.
Swampert because I've always been fond of him and his mud powers.
Whiscash because I like catfish.
^This, but I'd also do it for the lucrative business of breeding and selling the offspring of the world's most famously known pokemon.Roofstone said:Agreed. Raichu is much more huggable. <3TizzytheTormentor said:Raichu of course!
They are WAY cuter than Pikachu in my opinion. More bad-ass goes without saying.
Sure, they will have to work to evolve it into Pikachu, but still. Everyone would want one, and only I am supplying them!
Joltik, of course:
Joltik is the most adorable thing I've ever seen (barring real-life jumping spiders, of course), and it even stays adorable after it evolves into its bigger badass form, Galvantula:
So, Joltik is clearly the only correct answer to this question.
Joltik is the most adorable thing I've ever seen (barring real-life jumping spiders, of course), and it even stays adorable after it evolves into its bigger badass form, Galvantula:
So, Joltik is clearly the only correct answer to this question.
Mew. Mew, Mew, Mew. It has to be the infinitely adorable, impossibly powerful Mew.
If legendary Pokemon weren't available, I'd take... Onyx, Eevee, Flareon (Or basically any Eeveelution), Arcanine, Aron, Mudkip, Pidgey/ot/otto, Dratini, Pikachu... and/or a fair few more. Basically any Pokemon would be a good Pokemon.
Also, Gardevoir. But I'd feel kinda awkward because she's too humanoid and too gorgeous.
If legendary Pokemon weren't available, I'd take... Onyx, Eevee, Flareon (Or basically any Eeveelution), Arcanine, Aron, Mudkip, Pidgey/ot/otto, Dratini, Pikachu... and/or a fair few more. Basically any Pokemon would be a good Pokemon.
Also, Gardevoir. But I'd feel kinda awkward because she's too humanoid and too gorgeous.
Isn't there a Pokemon that's basically just a god? I'd pick that one and conquer the planet.
If that one is out of bounds then Rayquaza.
If that one is out of bounds then Rayquaza.
