Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?
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Scanty would most likely kick my ass pretty effectively, hell she might not even have to try, just sick that army of ghosts on me and watch the fireworks.
Although ironically enough in the cannon of PSG demons are depicted as more merciful and sympathetic towards humans then angels are (Demons = peace through control, Angels = anarchic freedom, it's exactly the opposite of how it normally works and that's part of the joke) so she probably wouldn't kill me.
Unless I hit on Kneesocks.
Then I'm dead meat.
Although ironically enough in the cannon of PSG demons are depicted as more merciful and sympathetic towards humans then angels are (Demons = peace through control, Angels = anarchic freedom, it's exactly the opposite of how it normally works and that's part of the joke) so she probably wouldn't kill me.
Unless I hit on Kneesocks.
Then I'm dead meat.
I might have just been because I'm exhausted, but this made me giggle.Blinktv said:
I just want to thank you for existing and reminding me of this. Easily one of my favorite performances ever.Artina89 said:
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Really depends on the age he is.
In his prime or at my age, I wouldn't stand a chance. He could kill me with his fabulous hair alone.
At the age in the photo, I'm not sure. He'd still probably take me down.
Current age I would stand a chance because as Plinkett once said, Sean Connery is looking roughly like this these days:
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Well, I am not sure if what my avatar does applies in this world...if it does, then yes, I am fucked, if it doesn't, then I am still not sure if I would be able to stand up to a woman wielding a giant USB sword.
Shhir Shhhheean connery will shhertainly kick anyones arshhhe mshhh money penny. I dont think you shhhtand a chansshhhSir Thomas Sean Connery said:
Well... I can't exactly fight the universe so I'm screwd. I mean, if space somehow became sentient and wanted me gone, there is not much to be done really.
Too bad I don't have my old avatar witch was Vivi, he'd still murder me, but I would feel better because hey it's Vivi, he's awesome!
Too bad I don't have my old avatar witch was Vivi, he'd still murder me, but I would feel better because hey it's Vivi, he's awesome!
Buster Keaton was trained in the art of physical comedy from childhood, routinely being thrown around on vaudeville stages by his father (who would also throw him at the occasional heckler in the audience) and was supposedly once required to strip naked in front of the mayor of New York in response to a child abuse charge.
When making movies, he would typically be doing his own stunts, everybody else's stunts, as well as acting, directing, and coming up with scripts requiring a multitude of insane stunts. The cameraman would typically be told to keep shooting until Keaton yelled 'Cut' - or was killed.
During the making of his most famous movie, The General (1927), set during the American Civil War, Keaton initially insisted on using wood as fuel for the actual 1860s locomotives involved. Unlike coal, which by then had been the norm for as long as anyone could remember, wood caused embers to fly from the locomotive's smokestacks, starting a serious brushfire - which was swiftly brought under control by local volunteer firefighters under the personal leadership of Keaton.
When asked how he could do all that crazy stuff without showing signs of pain or injury, Keaton simply removed his shirt - showing off a massive collection of scars and bruises. This was his only secret: He cared more about the comedy than about not getting hurt.
He actually broke his neck once. And survived. And didn't notice. Just another day at work.
I'm 33 now.
I lost the fight the day he was born!
When making movies, he would typically be doing his own stunts, everybody else's stunts, as well as acting, directing, and coming up with scripts requiring a multitude of insane stunts. The cameraman would typically be told to keep shooting until Keaton yelled 'Cut' - or was killed.
During the making of his most famous movie, The General (1927), set during the American Civil War, Keaton initially insisted on using wood as fuel for the actual 1860s locomotives involved. Unlike coal, which by then had been the norm for as long as anyone could remember, wood caused embers to fly from the locomotive's smokestacks, starting a serious brushfire - which was swiftly brought under control by local volunteer firefighters under the personal leadership of Keaton.
When asked how he could do all that crazy stuff without showing signs of pain or injury, Keaton simply removed his shirt - showing off a massive collection of scars and bruises. This was his only secret: He cared more about the comedy than about not getting hurt.
He actually broke his neck once. And survived. And didn't notice. Just another day at work.
Yeah. And he was about 33 when <that avatar picture was taken.
I'm 33 now.
I lost the fight the day he was born!
Huh... actually maybe. I would need to find a certain sword, but as someone who does a lot of climbing, I actually might stand a decent chance with it. That being said, this is one of the most annoying colossi, my chances wouldn't be very good.
Letsee, Fuu Hououji is - Wise, intelligent and strategic.
She has at her command evolving magic armor, an evolving magic sword thats about 50% longer than she is tall (enchanted to be light as a feather to her and her alone) a battery of magic that includes attack, defense, healing and binding spells.
Oh, and a godzilla scale magic god/elemental being/giant magical robot.
On the plus side, she's a very compassionate person, so I don't think she's going to kill me unless she absolutely has to.
She has at her command evolving magic armor, an evolving magic sword thats about 50% longer than she is tall (enchanted to be light as a feather to her and her alone) a battery of magic that includes attack, defense, healing and binding spells.
Oh, and a godzilla scale magic god/elemental being/giant magical robot.
On the plus side, she's a very compassionate person, so I don't think she's going to kill me unless she absolutely has to.
Me against Stannis "the Mannis" Baratheon? Well, let's see...
I have 6 years of experience in jiu-jitsu and sambo even though I'm not in such a great shape anymore. Not that big or strong either but I got some good technique under my belt.
Now, Stannis is a) a trained and experienced warrior, b) 2 heads taller than me and c) the wielder of Lightbringer, the reincarnation of Azor Ahai, the Warrior of Light and the righteous king of Westeros. Overall, just a bona fide badass.
Yeah, the odds are in his favour, I guess....
I have 6 years of experience in jiu-jitsu and sambo even though I'm not in such a great shape anymore. Not that big or strong either but I got some good technique under my belt.
Now, Stannis is a) a trained and experienced warrior, b) 2 heads taller than me and c) the wielder of Lightbringer, the reincarnation of Azor Ahai, the Warrior of Light and the righteous king of Westeros. Overall, just a bona fide badass.
Yeah, the odds are in his favour, I guess....
Me vs Mitch Hedberg? He's already dead. His unique style of comedy owed a lot to his noticeable stage fright. There's one fight I'm confident I would win.
Not that I'd ever have the urge to punch Mitch Hedberg, though.
Not that I'd ever have the urge to punch Mitch Hedberg, though.
Well, I think it'd be a matter of how long I survive before she hunts me down.
I'd find a small hole to hide in, but then she'd into morph ball...
BUT!
If I could somehow hoard all the Heavy Missile ammo I could surround myself in fencing and be safe.....
I'd find a small hole to hide in, but then she'd into morph ball...
BUT!
If I could somehow hoard all the Heavy Missile ammo I could surround myself in fencing and be safe.....