Let's see...
Stephen Fry. He's already gay and he's one clever dude. Intelligence and wit are huge turn-ons for me. I'd totally switch for him. Plus, he's *British*. That automatically ramps up the Awesome-O-Meter.
Someone above me chose Vlad Putin, and I'd have to agree that judging by his body alone, he is one hot man of the steppes. However, considering his policies... Nah. I'd be scared he'd stick cameras all over my place and suspect me of being unfaithful at the turn of a dime.
Honestly, though? I'm not sure I could turn gay. There's way too many sexy, smart babes out there to force me to look to my fellow men for options. Felicia Day, Marina Orlova, Jade Raymond and, I hate to admit it, Jessica Chobot from IGN. She's hawt, but I'm like so many others that think IGN's objectivity slips a little, at times.
Anyone seen their review for The Binding of Isaac? The text is pretty heavy on praise, but the actual grades are middling. Buh-wha?