Who would you want to narrate your life?

[Colonel Whiskers]

Definitely brian blessed. Hopefully he would just burst out of doors and scream GORDON'S ALIVE as well

 

[KaizokuouHasu]

Rick Astley. He'd rick-roll you is disguise!

 

[TobiasFunke]

Alan Rickman!!!!!

 

[Kiefer13]

Brandon Keener.

Because Garrus narrating my life would be awesome. I can imagine him doing it in a really film noir detective monologue kind of way as well.

 

[CATB320]

David Wenham, aka Faramir.
He also narrates Deadliest Warrior (and 300) and it's crazy how much he puts into it.

 

[Shadowfaze]

Brian Blessed! Everything would be over emphasised. Which is a good thing.

 

[Dapsen]

James May would be cool. Very cool, actually.

 

[theevilgenius60]

James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman or Sean Connery

 

[Twilight.falls]

Liam Neeson has an incredible voice and would make everything I do cooler.
Same with Morgan Freeman.
Maybe David Hayter, as Snake. Christopher Lee would be cool as well.


Wait, I got it. Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[Bullfrog1983]

Patrick Stewart. He's got a great voice.

 

[The Grim Ace]

Hmm, almost everyone is saying Morgan Freeman and Patrick Stewart, so, bucking the trend -- Pierce Brosnan.

 

[axeman157]

Harrison Ford

 

[Thaius]

Liam Neeson. There's a reason that man was cast as Aslan; his voice demands complete and utter respect while also being soothing and alluring.

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

The voice of Mario. The voice of THE Mario. Just to fuck with peoples heads.

 

[Cazza]

Any from this list in that order.

Liam Neeson
Patrick Stewart
Sean Bean
Sean Connery
Peter Griffin (Seth Macfarlane)
Morgan Freeman