Who would you work for if you were a minion?

[Ubervelt]

The G Man.

Mostly because I want to know what the crap he is up to.

 

[Mr.Squishy]

I'd love to be an angel! Pretty, respected, and very powerful. Plus you get cool clothes and you can appear in people's dreams. Working for the grim reaper would be cool too, but only considering he turned out to be a chill guy.

This basically. Or maybe a necromancer (one of the nice ones, hopefully). Or Hank Scorpio. Or Il Palazzo. Or Darth Vader (preferrably as a jedi hunter or something along them lines)

 

[ActivatorX]

I'd love to work for Dr. Evil.