Who would you work for if you were a minion?

[irtaco]

What evil Mastermind or Organization would you be a minion for and why?
Personally, I'd have to go with the Ultor Company from Saints Row 2. The Masako teams are badass!
What about you guys?

 

[Impluse_101]

I....would SO work for...Gru from Despicable me.

Edit: I'D BLOODY LOOK LIKE A POP KERNAL FROM THE CEREAL XD YAY

 

[Benmonkey7]

The Enclave if that counts. Power armor, plasma weapons and robots? Sign me up!

 

[Sacman]

Darth Vader!!!

 

[Riddle78]

I'd work for Beliar.
But only if Innos or Adanos don't get involved...

 

[Timotei]

Anyone who follows the Evil Overlord Rules. That way my survival is slightly more assured.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Talon Karrde, badass mercenary/smuggler life on a forest planet surrounded by anti force animals and awesome hunter dogs, sign me up.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Enclave bitches, great healthcare and awesome armor.

 

[Riddle78]

Anyone who follows the Evil Overlord Rules. That way my survival is slightly more assured.

Is it too late to retract my resume?

 

[Leemaster777]

Andrew Ryan. Not just because of the plasmids, or how cool Rapture is. It's because I could listen to that guy's voice for hours. I've got a serious man crush going with that voice.

 

[Levitas1234]

The guy from pickmen

 

[Riddle78]

The guy from pickmen

You mean Olimar?

 

[Scarecrow]

FOR THE OVERLORD!

 

[Scde2]

El Presidente.

Spoiler

Because he's always right, even when he's wrong!

 

[CombiBlood]

Does it matter really? We all would get killed by the protagonist, whether it be Luke Skywalker, John Marston, Jack from BioShock, or A RPG character that someone else created.

I would work for Aperture Science, because I could be a companion cube and die and be remade into another companion cube.

Or The League of Seven Evil Ex's, then I could get superpowers and kicks someones ass and when I die I will give change to the homeless, $4,542,857.37 to be exact just to be an A-hole!

EDIT: Even if we kill the protagonist he/she will just respond!

 

[Quaxar]

Cthulhu?

Can't really beat that one.

 

[Kingdom Spleens]

I....would SO work for...Gru from Despicable me.

Edit: I'D BLOODY LOOK LIKE A POP KERNAL FROM THE CEREAL XD YAY

Rats, beat me to it.

But really, he knew them all by name, anyone else notice that?

 

[alittlepepper]

The Emperor. Star Wars fame. I'd be one of his admirals/moffs in a heartbeat.

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

An Organization 13 member. Not only will you be epic, but thousands of fan girls will fawn over you for the end of time...

Oh wait, I forgot they were full of double crossing bastards.