Who you gonna call?

[BoosterGold]

Italy!
Italy ran away to go eat PASTA!! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Prussia.

Prussia's awesomeness destroyed all of Asia. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Japan! We need gundams!

Japan was destroyed! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

China. They're basically the same thing.

The chinamen are busy going through a gate. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Australia!

They are busy fighting giant spiders! Who you gonna call?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Exterminators. they still have weaknesses.

The kangaroos escaped! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The koalas.

The koalas have turned on their masters. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The wallabies!

The wallabies are too busy being cuter alternatives to kangaroos! Who you gonna call?

 

[Stone Wera]

Opossums!

There's a tiny elephant sleeping in your slipper! Who ya gonna call?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

No one: If he's small enough to fit in my slippers, he's small enough for me to step on.

I killed a tiny elephant! Who ya gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

THE RSPCA! They gun kick yo ass!

The RSPCA killed Deadpool! Who you gonna call?

 

[Stone Wera]

No one... That's awful.

Someone shoved snakes in your grandmothers bed! Who ya gonna call?

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Aqua Man! He'll just call a whale to have me!

It just so happens that there's a flying monkey dropping coconuts from above! Who you calling?

 

[Stone Wera]

Neil Armstrong!

A man is on a ledge, about to jump!

 

[Stone Wera]

Stone Wera!... I'm not fat, the suit's just baggy.

You go into a Quizno's to see that the people inside are riding pigs. WHO YA GONNA CALL?

 

[Blue Musician]

The Pig God.

You accidentally call Cthulhu, who ya gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Nyarlathotep.

Nyarlathotep has taken the form of a little girl, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Pedobear.

He got arrested. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Azathoth.

He's sealed beyond the reach of mortal man. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

An immortal man.

They're all busy jumping out of planes without parachutes. Who you gonna call?