Who you gonna call?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Valve!

Valve is happy on Mars. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The Martians.

The Martians have invaded Earth. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Thor.

He's busy. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Odin.

Elevator or escalator?

 

[Ren3004]

Helicopter.

The helicopter is out of order. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

VTO jet.

VTO Jet is broken, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Skate.

EA sues you for using their creative property. Who you gonna call?

 

[Nouw]

My Lawyer.

Jules Winfield knocks on your door. Who you gonna call?

 

[projectazure]

The police :O

Anne Lynam Goddard rapes your son. Who ya gunna call?

 

[Scde2]

Google, to find out who she is!

Google is charging you $100! Who you gonna call?

 

[SixWingedAsura]

My lawyer.

My lawyer is sueing you. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

MAH LAWYER! HE'LL SUE YOUR LAWYER FOR SUING ME!

Gasp! A flying fish! Who you gonna call?

 

[Sacman]

a fisherman...
The world has been invaded by aliens, who are you gonna call?
...

 

[Randoms]

...Men In Black
That tentacle creature is on the loose again. Who you gonna call?

 

[Dark Knifer]

A super badass chick who will get molested... You were all thinking it, I just said it...

Your toast fell butter side down, who you gonna call?

 

[projectazure]

Neptune God of the sea.

When the pigs try to get at yea. Who ya gunna call?

 

[Nouw]

Duke Nukem to kill them. (Get it?)

Google has taken over the Earth. Who you gonna call?

 

[Venom 3135]

BING!!!

Bing has gone mad with power! Who ya gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Ping.

Ping wants you to find Pong! Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Pong.

Pong is no longer produced. Who you gonna call?