Who you gonna call?

[Xpwn3ntial]

Stormtroopers.

The world is ending. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

My ex-wife. I've wanted to tell her what I really think about her for so long.

You just called your ex-wife a [VERY CENSORED] and it turns out that the world isn't really ending. Who you gonna call?

 

[Venom 3135]

The press.

You just got a song stuck in your head. Who you gonna call?

Linkin park! They're great at getting songs out of your head...and replacing them with new ones...


OT: a chimpanzee

A serial killer just killed you! Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

God.

God's busy. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Jesus.

Jesus is a raptor. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The cast from Jurassic Park.


They were eaten by a T-Rex. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A butcher.

Large corporate business has made butchers extinct. who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Large corporations, of course!

They've gone bankrupt! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

The Umbrella Corporation! They never go bankrupt!

Umbrella Crop is being swarmed by the zombies that are disgruntled employees! Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Everyone I know. Party time.

You are nearing 20,000 posts. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

All those mean people who said I'd never be anyone!

They just laughed at me *sniff* Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Me! So I can laugh at you some more. HAHAHA!

The Darwin Wars are getting a big-budget television award show. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I will handle it.

A polar bear is attacking you. Who you gonna call?

 

[Venom 3135]

A grizzly bear!

the grizzly bear you were calling is being abused by a small child in a zoo. Who you gonna call?

WSPCA

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Sarah Palin. She's a grizzly mama.

America is actually voting for Palin. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Obama.


Books have started fighting against computers! Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

A psychiatrist. Conflict of interest inbound.

The world is at peace. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Your friends.

They died of boredom! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

A necromancer! Guess what he's there to do.

The Coca-Cola Corporation has gone bankrupt. Who you gonna call?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No one. I would have killed myself.

Wal-Mart is now the only corporation on Earth. Who you gonna call?