Who you gonna call?

[Ren3004]

The Asylum. You got so confused that you went crazy.

The Asylum is closed! Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

BATMAN! He'll open that ***** up!

Your science teacher begins teaching pastafarian creationism. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Call SCIENCE!

SCIENCE! is busy making the world blow up. Who you gonna call?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

GLaDOS
Rappers are invading. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

WHITE PEOPLE!!

I just held a wild armadillo. Who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

The zoo.

You're late for work. Who you gonna call?

 

[JIst00]

A timeshare company, so you are up to date on their latest offers.

You need to tie your shoes, who you gonna call?

 

[Ren3004]

Someone who'll tell them to tie them up yourself.

Your bedroom is infested with mosquitoes. Who you gonna call?

 

[Tiny116]

Toad!

Your dog ran away with the keys to your awesome ride. Who you gunna call?

 

[Yer man o'er yonder]

The meanest bounty hunter on the planet.

Various people accuse you of overkill. Who you gonna call?

 

[Scde2]

My nuclear arsenal.

You gained 5 pounds from yesterday! Who you gonna call?

 

[Robert632]

Me from tomorrow to put on 20 more pounds.

A puppy is stuck in your stomach. Who you gonna call?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Julie Ann Roberts! I don't know why...

It's dangerous to go alone. Who you gonna call?

 

[Robert632]

A school of goldfish. Something to eat is importent.

You can't see any dogs ever. Who you gonna call?

 

[pope_of_larry]

some one with a dog to see if there dog when away or if it's only me
half life 2 episode 3 comes out but some hacker got a hold of they code so when you start playing it it wipes all your games off steam.

 

[Ren3004]

Call the weapons shop. You're gonna need guns. Lots of guns.

You can't find the hacker. Who you gonna call?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

EDI, she can find anything!

The undead are rising!

 

[Ren3004]

Call Shaun, he'll know what to do!

Shaun's plan is sitting in the Winchester eating peanuts! Who you gonna call?

 

[BoosterGold]

S.T.A.R.S. because they will actually do something.
"Its Christmas and Santa can't deliver the presents! Who ya gonna call?

 

[IcyEvils]

The Easter Bunny!

A wild Snorlax appears! Who you gonna call?