Samtemdo8 said:
elvor0 said:
Samtemdo8 said:
1. The Hobbit movies awesome and at times it was extremely faithful to the source I mean the first scene when Bilbo first made Gandalf was straight right out of the books.
If that isn't an april fools, them's fighting words.
"at times it was faithful" Yeah...maybe just that first scene. Hyperbole aside, The Hobbit movies were a horrendous cacophony of bloat, poor cgi, misguided alterations, frivolous side plots, anachronistic bollocks, false tension, tiring action sequences and style over substance movie making stretched over 9 draining hours.
The Hobbit movies are literally Jacksons Lucas Prequels, upto and including the crummy love plot.
1. Bloat that was referenced in the bigger Tolkein universe. With the obvious exception of that Elf chick.
2. Poor CGI? POOR CGI!!! The Dwarves Beards is were CGI'd and I was completely fooled into thinking they were real. And Peter Jackson makes CGI better then most production companies WETA digital > ILM.
3. Frivilous Side Plots, again stuff that was in Tolkein's bigger universe.
4. Anachronistic Bollocks. I have no idea what Anachronisitc means.
5. False Tension...... Next Question.
6. Tiring Action Sequences, then you must be easily bored because I found the action excitiing and badass. Seeing Thorin charging towards in Army of Orcs saying "DU BEKAR!!!" Always gets me
7. Oh and people can sit through watching the extended cut of Lord of the Rings without getting Tired? At least this movie did not have boring scenes like Treebeard.
And how dare you compare this to George Lucas. The acting in this movie in perticular blows the Prequals out of the water.
1. Some of it was, most of it wasn't. And even with the events that are written by Tolkien, they still make the films bloated, /especially/ when paired with a load of stuff that never happened, even in ancillary material. Most of the stuff with the necromancer is completely reshuffled and redistributed thus making the wizards look dense as fuck and Galadriel unfeasible powerful.
The Hobbit is a very tightly paced book, clocking in at a mere 300 pages, its a book I would recommend everyone should read in their life because its more or less flawless. Attempting to suddenly cram all this extra bollocks that most of the time doesn't mesh well or outright screws with itself totally ruins the pacing and narrative structure.
2. Poor CGI in that it all feels weightless and green screeny as hell,. Fuck this scene in particular(excuse the sound). This scene actually offends me it's so bad.
Ian McKellan actually wept at the appalling amount of Green Screen present in The Hobbit.
3.No, there was no side plot with discount Griemar Wormtongue in Lake town, nor all that stuff with Bard, nor with Keili and the Elf Chick. Nor with Legolas beyond him /maybe/ having been present in the Elven Kings hall. Nor with the Dwarves splitting up in Laketown, nor with dying Keili and Kingsfoil, nor with Beorn chasing them through the woods, which makes the next scene not make sense, Nor with that stupid chase through the mines with video game set pieces from Smaug, Nor with the Orcs, nor with Azog, which leads me on to my next point....
4.Anachronistic Bollocks: In the wrong time. Azog should be dead, having had his head removed by D?in in the battle Thorin is wrongly depicted as having removed his arm. Legolas just warps the space time continnium
5, 6. The tension is false, because the orcs are constantly persuing them, yet nothing EVER comes of it, thus causing tiresome action sequences, with people CONSTANTLY being fucking saved at the last second, again removing tension. It's bad cinematography with no pay off to most of the action sequences.All that bollocks with Discount Wormtongue and Bard is a complete waste of time despite its attempts to provide tension because nothing happens as a result.
The action sequences just go on and on and on, with poor cinematography, boring fight choreography, inconsistent choreography, where some moments is grounded, and then suddenly turns into anime physics and back again. There's more to action scenes than just lobbing explosive chaotic messes around and calling it entertainment. The CGI armies, while necessary, bleed into each other constantly. Rather than being a part of the scene, they just exist and not enough effort was made to breath life into them, nor differentiate them properly from each other.
7. Yeah, I can watch the LOTR extended cut because I find it engaging, but not The Hobbit. Whats your point?
EDIT: Watch out for the edits.