Why Can?t Men Aim?

[Zechnophobe]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

Step 1: Find a squirt Gun. Test that it shoots straight
Step 2: Remove a strand or two of your own hair (from your head is fine)
Step 3: Place strand of hair over nozzle of Gun, fire.
Step 4: Observe.

Now, that might explain why things.. go awry sometimes, especially in the dark at night. But why the guy doesn't clean up afterwards? That's just gross. No excuse for that. It's like how there are many reasons someone can be addicted to cigarettes, but no good ones for why they just throw their cig butts wherever they feel like it.

 

[michael87cn]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?

I have a better question, why don't men just sit down to pee? I'm a man and I do, except in public toilets. Standing to pee is lazy and dirty. You don't NEED to hold your genitals to relieve yourself. You can sit down, do your business in the privacy of your home, and use a tissue to flush. Now you don't need to wash your hands or worry about urinating all over your own toilet. No germs, no hassle.

Inb4 somehow thats^ not manly.



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

 

[michael87cn]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?

I have a better question, why don't men just sit down to pee? I'm a man and I do, except in public toilets. Standing to pee is lazy and dirty. You don't NEED to hold your genitals to relieve yourself. You can sit down, do your business in the privacy of your home, and use a tissue to flush. Now you don't need to wash your hands or worry about urinating all over your own toilet. No germs, no hassle.

Inb4 somehow thats^ not manly.



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

 

[michael87cn]

Sorry about the triple post. Browser got stuck and I hit refresh a couple times... heh.

 

[Madara XIII]

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.

Because your balls would be cut off and taken back to the man factory, that's why!

OT: Well, drunk because err... we're drunk.

And maybe they're just trying out some tricks if they're sober and still missing.

o.o ...I'm gonna start standing up again.

I like my junk where it is.

 

[Agayek]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

There's a handful of possible reasons one can miss the toilet. First among them is when aforementioned piss just comes out in an unexpected direction. I can't speak for everyone, but as I'm uncircumcised, occasionally the foreskin will end up interfering with the flow and making it go in weird (and sometimes multiple) directions. The remainder of the reasons are typically some combination of being drunk, stupid or trying and failing to make some trick shots.

The reason it's not cleaned up afterwards it's simply pure laziness.

 

[Leemaster777]

Personally, I've never really had a problem with my aim. Lift seat, piss, replace seat. And if I ever DO get some on the toilet, I always clean it.

Hell, I don't even have a problem pissing when I'm drunk. I got black-out drunk on New Years, but you wouldn't be able to tell from the toilet.

Maybe you just live with pigs.

 

[Kraj]

ech... right after you have sex I'm pretty sure "pee direction = 1d10+rand 1-100"

the formula sucks... but so does predicting where it's going to go.

 

[Jonluw]

Edit: Jeez, this has been the most intense thread I've ever replied to. I'm exhausted from posting every minute.

Men taking a piss seems to be a very complex, intense situation.

This is what I'm feeling from the thread.

Spoiler: We menfolk are very involved with our equipment, and every moment we endavour to improve our abilities with it, and the womenfolks understanding of it.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Usually after the act of masturbation as you can see pee exits squint, meaning it will go off at roughly forty five degree angle on to the unlifted toilet seat, wall, floor or perhaps the guy stood next to you in a urinal.

 

[captaincabbage]

Because it's hard when you're drunk. Have you ever tried to put water in a bucket by squeezing a drink bottle when you're absolutely drunk off your arse? It's not that easy.

 

[Addz86]

Try this little experiment, go into the back yard with a bucket and a hose. Now put the hose about an inch above the bucket, aim the hose down and turn it on. Thats what it is like peeing as a girl.

Now empty the bucket and start again. This time attach a sprinkler head to the hose and place the bucket about 10 feet away now turn on the hose... you get the idea. If the guy you live with dribbles a few drops, then he deserves a medal, not a complaint.

 

[black_omega2]

I'm 6' 4'' so there's no way I piss standing up when I'm using a toilet. I just kneel, and it works out nicely for the most part. No mess

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Men taking a piss seems to be a very complex, intense situation.

This is what I'm feeling from the thread.

You know what women feel up to reaching the big O? Reduce that down into 15 seconds or so.

We live intense

 

[retrofish18]

Because nobody has invented a laser sight that fits around ones penis. Yet!

 

[trollnystan]

Every single male I've lived with has been able to aim properly - with the exception of my father but he was an alcoholic so yeah - so I've never really had this problem. Heck my brother-in-law even sits.

What I don't get is how when I go into a ladies' restroom there is sometimes pee all over the place. How can a woman miss?! Seriously, I don't want to know what they do in there to manage that... Or even worse, blood. Just ewww. Wipe it up ladies, wipe it up.

 

[RandallJohn]

Men are much better at aiming if we have something to aim at. Apparently this was actually experimented with in Amsterdam: http://nudges.wordpress.com/the-amsterdam-urinals/

Off-topic: When I read the title of this thread, I automatically thought of this video:

Spoiler

 

[Shade184]

Spoiler: Hidden cause it might gross you out - do not read it if you are squeamish - but here's a detailed explanation:

When a guy takes a leak, the foreskin's often in the way. Even if he pulls it back, it's not always easy to get over the head. And no, we can't just pull it back and leave it like that all day, that can chafe.

Anyway.

Pull back the skin, let it all out. But if even the slightest bit of foreskin is in the way (which, 90% of the time for uncircumcised males, it will be), it'll throw off the aim by a mile. Imagine sticking your finger into the stream of water coming out of a garden hose, even the littlest bit stuck in will make it spray everywhere.

And if the foreskin IS pulled completely out of the way, it'll jet out really quickly and if you're pointing even the slightest bit off it'll go everywhere.

Also, other things to take into consideration are physical pressure (that affects the stream more than you'd belive), how hard the penis is, how cold the bathroom is, and a lot of other things.

 

[Logic 0]

For me it's because I usually have a "split stream" or it goes in acute or obtuse angles.

 

[Shraggler]

There are various reasons, however if alcohol is involved, hopefully the reason for the apparent lack of aiming skill is obvious.

Sometimes the skin at the very end of the urethra (the exit hole) sticks together naturally in order to keep things out of course, and it doesn't separate immediately upon urination, causing the aforementioned "split stream" and the "toilet seat touch-up" occurrences.

Sometimes the weener appears to be "shrunk" and tucks itself closer to the body. A normal stream can be controlled no problem because the pressure tends to remain the same, but when one suddenly has to urinate (such as in the morning) the urethra does not have time to adjust to the change in hydraulic pressure and acts like a runaway fire-hose before the stabilizing muscles at the base of the penis realize they're being called into action and adjust accordingly.

When I'm drunk, I tend to go wee outside. Inhibitions are low (if that's an issue in the first place), it's usually dark, the amount of urine generated whilst intoxicated is exponentially greater than whilst sober, it's exceptionally convenient, etc. I have been approached many times by police and have always discussed the situation and have not been reprimanded - mainly because I'm not just pissing on the street, but have found bushed/forested area far enough away from the public not to be a nuisance. That being said, I've only been approached by police in my own home state and Vancouver, B.C. So maybe I'm fortunate to be around reasonable people and law enforcement that realize some guy relieving himself in bushes 20 yards from the sidewalk is less of a public danger than the male currently leaving the bar, clearly drunk, and screaming at the top of his lungs that he intends to come back and murder everyone at the establishment. Who knows?

There are many more situations than those described above of course, and every grown-up male should be well aware of them. Anyway, if someone doesn't clean up their "mess" just toss one of their shirts on it.