Why Can?t Men Aim?

[HentMas]

Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable.

females cant understand the stress of waking up with halve an erection (natural reaction of the body) halve asleep, halve blinded by "rheum" and in some cases un-circumsised, make it fairly impossible for some of us to actually know where the hell the pee is going to begin pouring

sometimes it goes straight to the cover of the bathroom, others in the floor, its just impossible to know where its going to go!

and why dont we clean up? hehe, i have never met a single man that cleans his own batroom... but thats just me, people are just lazy i think, and well, "its just pee" is what comes to mind on most of us.

 

[Glexn]

Women don't understand the potential difficulties because they always shoot from point blank range.

 

[EllEzDee]

Hey, you don't have to use the guy-toilets in public places, so quit your whining. If it's not someone "forgetting" to flush a turd, it's someone managing to turn the white toilet paper yellow.
Let's not forget the people who mix the two points above...

 

[AntonicKnight]

lets see you try to piss from a fleshy tube while standing 17 inches away from the toilet bowl....

 

[crudus]

This is why I like to just pee on a wall in the shower. I can always hit my target there.

Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.

And that fun time when I peed at a 90 degrees angle to my junk. That was hilarious.

 

[Sojoez]

I'm a guy and I sit when I pee. But only at home and at relatives/friends. Why? Because I know those toilets are clean and I would like to keep them that way.

Also, it takes less time to sit then it takes to clean up (if you stand up and mis). Not to mention that the splatter effect is reduced when you take away the 2-3ft drop.

On saying that it isn't manly. ..Sigh, whats manlier? Having manners, or being a pig?

 

[open trap]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

You mention mornings being particulery bad, well that can be in part due to morning wood and an extra amount of fluid in the bladder. Not only is it harder to aim, but your in a great rush to relive your self.

 

[FamoFunk]

Jesus Christ guys, I didn't realise it was that hard to take a simple piss.

It's not something I've questioned 'til now.

*Takes hat off to you*

 

[easternflame]

Well once I did a piss and it went out horizontally, how the hell it did that I have no idea.

YOU WIN THE THREAD.
OT: Pee trajectory is quite unpredictable specialy (I think) without the circumnsition (my case) but I always clean up the mess

 

[Major_Tom]

Because dicks have no iron sights.

 

[Pebblig]

Mmmmm, Sometimes you get unexpected streams, sometimes I piss on the seat if I'm feeling far too lazy to lift it...but I always wipe whatever's on it off to make it clean. I have to say I've never managed to piss on the floor though lol =p

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
Have you ever tried pouring water from a glass, only to find that the water runs down the glass instead of going straight down? That might happen towards the end of a peeing-session, when pressure is sinking.
Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.

I always clean up if I make a mess though. Anything else would be gross.

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.
[sub]Men are supposed to stand, damnit! That's just what we do. We are gifted with the ability to stand, and we'll be damned if we don't use it to its fullest.[/sub]

This is essentially everything that needs to be said.

The thread can end now.

 

[ramboondiea]

well i dont piss on the seat or floor (seriously what man pisses on the floor?)
well if beer is involved i am far more likely to 'water the plants'

 

[NotAPie]

Mini me down there has had his ups and downs. [small]heh[/small]
I still recall that one day were two streams came out and both missed D: I was so embarrassed.
[small] Mini me can be such a dick [/small]
If I get killed for those puns it'll be soooo worth it.

 

[SilverUchiha]

Exactly. But why is it we must stand? It just is that way. Why do we men have such a strong urge to pee standing?

I pee sitting down, because I DONT CARE, and from my disloyalty to doing it standing up, I have physically FORGOTTEN how.

Same boat here man. Never really got comfortable with the idea of standing and never have. If it ain't broken, don't fix it.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I take pride in my marksmanship!

I guess many men just don't care, and thus they don't bother with the careful configurations and mathematics that I use whenever I go...

 

[Sebenko]

Because nobody has invented a laser sight that fits around ones penis. Yet!

why the fuck not?

OT: After twenty years, I like to think I have pretty good aim. If only I was so good at getting into small holes.

 

[Stammer]

Because dicks have no iron sights.

Pff! Pansy! All us real men have iron sights on our johnsons. Right guys??

...Right?

 

[Trivun]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

Interestingly enough, both of my two flatmates are girls, and they've never complained to me about my aim. I tend to be able to aim perfectly well, whether drunk, sober, tired, or whatever. So I can't really answer this question. My problems in the bathroom tend to revolve more around clogging up the shower. I'm a naturally hairy person, arms, legs, everywhere, so when I shower a lot of hair tends to clog up the drain, and I have to clean it up so it doesn't cause a blockage. Every so often I do, rarely, forget, and suddenly both my flatmates are onto me and ready to argue the point until the blockage is gone...

 

[andyboyd]

Well once I did a piss and it went out horizontally, how the hell it did that I have no idea.

Iv done that.....