Why Can?t Men Aim?

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Men can aim, it's just that the trajectory of the piss isn't always too predictable. Sometimes the stream just goes in a different direction than you had expected. Orifices aren't that predictable.
Have you ever tried pouring water from a glass, only to find that the water runs down the glass instead of going straight down? That might happen towards the end of a peeing-session, when pressure is sinking.
Oh, and the infamous "split stream". That one's always delightful.

I always clean up if I make a mess though. Anything else would be gross.

You know, sometimes I wonder why I don't just sit.
[sub]Men are supposed to stand, damnit! That's just what we do. We are gifted with the ability to stand, and we'll be damned if we don't use it to its fullest.[/sub]

Ah the dreaded "split stream". That and the crooked one if I've slept on one side all night. That wakes you up real quick when you're painting the wall.

Due to the fact I've got really good backpressure in that area I've gotten into the habit of standing about four feet away from the bowl and firing away with unnerving accuracy. But when things go wrong they go horribly wrong.

That said I always clean up any errant sprays.

 

[funguy2121]

Why can't Men aim while going to the toilet? Drunk or sober?

After living with more Men then Women all my life (Family/Friends/Relationships) I've always had to enter a bath/toilet room with piss on the floor and toilet seat. This happens 90% of the time in the mornings I lived with a few Men in a house (and more often when alcohol has been involved) I nearly fucking die sometimes because of slipping.
Why does it never get cleaned up by the said Man?

I don't quite understand it, I'm I just unlucky? (although, a lot of people do agree, even Men themselves)
Do some Men think their penis is longer than what it actually is, so stand too far back?
Is it just lazines?
Or, do you have your own explination as to why you/other Men do it?



Note: I'm not saying all Men are like this, I just want to know why it does happens in cases?!

Yes, OP, you are unlucky, if it's spilled on the floor so much that it's become a hazard. Beyond that, all I can say is, if you don't have one, you wouldn't know how hard it is to aim with something attached to your midsection.

 

[funguy2121]

Asking this is like asking women why they have to get those darned yeast infections all the time (proximity of the meatus to the anoos)

 

[mrdude2010]

as it's been said, it's not our fault. at least we make sure the toilet seat is up so we don't get it where you sit

 

[DanDeFool]

It's a backhanded attempt to get back at you for whining at us to put the seat down all the time. :/

But seriously, you can find most of the answers to this on the first page of this post. The so-called "Mega Morning Wood" reason has happened to me before, and it's extremely irritating when not only do you make a mess, but you also have to change your pants.

 

[JezebelinHell]

Asking this is like asking women why they have to get those darned yeast infections all the time (proximity of the meatus to the anoos)

You are sadly misinformed, know women that wipe incorrect or have other health or hygiene issues...

 

[Irridium]

Because dicks have no iron sights.

Pff! Pansy! All us real men have iron sights on our johnsons. Right guys??

...Right?

Real men fire from the hip...wow, that joke works for both guns and our member. Coincidence? I think not.

This is my rifle, this is my gun!
One is for fighting, the other's for fun!

 

[Nemesis729]

Two reasons, Morning wood and split streams

/Thread

 

[lacktheknack]

They can. It's typically laziness.

The cure is to sop up the urine in toilet paper and leave it in their bed. Careful, they may not notice.

Unless they have issues with how their genitals work, in which case you're adding abuse and strain to them. But that's really rare.

 

[Wilko316]

How did I know from the title that it was gonna be about pissing?

 

[Dupeo]

Well that liquid actually isn't piss its toilet water. When a man pisses he causes splashing that allows water to escape the bowl.

 

[Wilko316]

Two reasons, Morning wood and split streams

/Thread

This guy gets it. For his level of getting it he wins the thread.

 

[Crazycat690]

I don't know, always sober so I don't have such problems ._.

 

[Requx]

I've never missed entirely, but sometimes it just doesn't come out in a steady stream. I always make sure to wipe the seat off if on the off chance some gets on it. No need to leave it there, that's just gross.

Even if its double stream you can still kinda manage to hit one.

 

[Ickorus]

I can hit a pinhead from 3 meters away, im a fucking sharpshooter with it.

(And no, I am not exaggerating)

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

We're just too lazy to

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Well, I don't drink so I can't speak to that, but the trajectory is not a constant and that can cause problems. Of course, anyone who isn't a complete asshole wipes up anything that missed the toilet themselves. Also, based on my experience when I was living with my mother and sister, women aren't as clean in this regard as they tend to think. They also aren't nearly as astute in the correct positioning of toilet seats and lids as legend would have you believe. I can't speak to the alcohol thing because I don't drink.

Really, it's all just another reason why mild OCD makes you a superior human being.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I hit my target just fine =P

 

[Merkavar]

Brb ill go pee right now and update you on whether i missed or not.

UPDATE I didnt miss. My pee stream was initially 10-20 degrees to the right of center by quickly straightened up.

 

[SkellgrimOrDave]

You're pissing a liquid out of a fleshy tube.

Not pointing a laser at an easy target.

Now grow up and oh no, it's on your feet. You have a towel. Grow up and stop being so squeamish.