Why couldn't Lara get a jacket or coat from her fallen enemies?

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SadisticFire

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Well I can't help but see all the "programming" issues. It would take hardly any time to program, just switch this model, to a different model. The real work is on the animators. Just sayin'.
That said, it's cause it would probably ruin the flow of the game, and then the modelers and animators have to animate it.
 

Olas

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Because she has to look all vulnerable and exposed, not warm and comfy. Logic be damned.
 

Smooth Operator

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Because there were two teams doing the game, one team had a Hollywood tragedy lined up, while the other was just doing Tomb Raider with immortality, super human strength, endless slaughter, looting, puzzles, magics, ...

Sadly those two teams never came together to talk about what should be the end result.
 

Smertnik

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chimpzy said:
And unless you have a heat source nearby to keep you warm en help dry the jacket, waiting around for it to dry by itself is an equally dumb idea.
You mean something like a fire?
 

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I was talking about this last night actually. With all the sliding around on stone/dirt/wood you do in this game I imagine Lara's arms would be nothing but bone by the end of the game >.>
 

tlgAlaska

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*puts Occam's Razor on the table* Creating a 3D model takes a lot more resources nowadays then in the older games, so they probably just don't bother with it, if it isn't really necessary (i.e. part of a paid DLC outfit pack)
 

WickedFire

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A jacket could potentially be impractical, given all the climbing, ziplining and diving around she has to do. Without a tight fitting, relatively slim jacket she would be risking catching it on something and plunging to her death.
 

Richfeet

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Oh, so we buy a jacket from Amazon and put the poor UPS men in danger of being stranded on Yamatai. Darn you Crystal Dynamics!!!
 

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Jacket/Coat dlc coming soon!

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EDIT: Ninja'd so badly above. My honour...it is yours.
 

rob_simple

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And why doesn't Mario do more actual plumbing, am I right?

And I can't be the only one a little disappointed that Minecraft features little to no committee meetings for long-term planning, in regard to the community's reckless consumption of fossil fuels.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Probably because they'd be soaking wet from all the rain.
WickedFire said:
A jacket could potentially be impractical, given all the climbing, ziplining and diving around she has to do. Without a tight fitting, relatively slim jacket she would be risking catching it on something and plunging to her death.
This too.
And men's jackets generally don't work as tight-fitting women's jackets. What with the different body types and all.
Kendale Anderson said:
That and the programmers probably didn't want to program her getting a new jacket every time one got ripped.
Which is yet another thing: the jackets would probably already have bullet holes in them, or holes/rips from the arrows.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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I got an outfit from preordering that had a bulletproof vest and combat pants.

When I see how those guys live in that minging shanty town I don't even want to touch those guys clothes nevermind wear them.

*Gag*

They probably have lice and fleas and god knows what else.
 

m19

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Because it's not a hardcore survival simulator and sex appeal is not a crime.
 

MetalMagpie

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Richfeet said:
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Because there will most likely be blood on it.

I mean, would you wear something that has blood on it that isn't yours?

Kinda weird really.
Then why not wash it in the river? That will clean the blood off.
Now it's a wet coat. Coats take forever to dry. And they never feel as nice afterwards. :(

Lara needs to find a good dry-cleaners.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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I'm surprised people think her outfit has been done for sex appeal I thought it was pretty practical and iconic.

But then again I'm female so I probably just see a tank top...as an ordinary tank top :/
 

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Richfeet said:
I mean, the poor dear was all chilled to the bone. All those enemies had nice, warm coats. She could have taken one.
Don't bring logic into Tomb Raider.

You may as well ask why she flips between horrified, vulnerable child who can barely force herself to violence and the angel of head shot death every five minutes.

Logic isn't present, now look at the tittays.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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fix-the-spade said:
Richfeet said:
I mean, the poor dear was all chilled to the bone. All those enemies had nice, warm coats. She could have taken one.
Don't bring logic into Tomb Raider.

You may as well ask why she flips between horrified, vulnerable child who can barely force herself to violence and the angel of head shot death every five minutes.

Logic isn't present, now look at the tittays.
The narrative team actually wanted the player to go longer without having a gun but the gameplay guys said nay.

Also there is more to women than their tits. Mind blowing I know.