Why do you still come to the Escapist forums?

[Neonbob]

Settling? Old? Never! I'm a young whipper snapper, just like my pappy was!
Why, I can still drink anyone under the table! As long as it's before 7pm and I've had my nap.

Is that as long as the beverage is hot milk?

Oh god no. My stomach can't take that any more. It's got to be that Lactaid stuff or I'm just up all night long.