Why is America so awesome?

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AdamKane said:
Whether you'd like to admit it or not, the United States has been a lot of help to other countries. The United States wanted to stay out of World War 2. I bet a lot of people are glad that Japan forced us into helping other countries during WW2. Last time I checked, the United States ended world war 2.
The soldiers of the Red Army would like a word with you. Along with... everyone else.
The United States started the process to oust Sadam Hussein. Sadam Hussein was a very evil dictator. He nerved gassed thousands of Kurds. Sadam Hussein is no longer thanks in part to the United States.
(O_O)

Part of the reason he was able to do such is because the US basically ALLOWED him to do those things with no intervention whatsoever.

The US is faaaarrrr from perfect. I consider it a great country but it has many, many flaws.

But... I don't think I would live anywhere else.

Well... maybe Japan, but that is for very personal reasons.

Yet, I can still be shot on sight here for stating my beliefs or who/what I am. Still far from perfect.

EDIT: You just Necro'd the fack out of this thread. With your first post no less. Congrats.
 

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It's awesome because it's done me well over my lifetime. It's true. Our economy is in the toilet, and even though we are doing surprisingly well while being virtually bankrupt, I fear that it will turn into a slippery slope where we have to become isolationist and work on our own business to pay off our debts to China and whoever else.

But Jazz. Rock n' Roll. Cities of all kinds of cultures. If you like to be around Italians or the Irish, Boston's a good place, if pricey. If you like extravagance coupled with a small feeling of danger and not talking to people, New York is your gig. If you dig an attitude of tolerance and acceptance put together with typical city-ness and earthquakes, San Francisco.

There's many more different types of places, and you may have to find your fit, but there's such a diversity here that I think America is pretty awesome.

Also, Canada's up north if you like low-cost prescription pills.
 

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Aardvark said:
There's no such thing as the USA. It's a myth perpetrated by the leaders of the Muslim world, who are in need of a Great Satan to keep the people distracted while they live like kings. They have callcentres and datacentres dedicated to generating all correspondence reportedly from America. All those US soldiers wandering around Iraq? Mercenaries paid to be there, pissing people off.

Between Canada and Mexico, there's a great rift that leads to the centre of the Earth. Canadians and Mexicans, the superstitious lot they are, keep well away from the precipice and don't mention it to anyone, for fear of demons stealing their souls.
Now that was epic my friend. America is cool because we are the only country where being fat is normal, public school is well-funded yet still globally pathetic and you can carry a semi-automatic AR-15 and nobody literally gives a fuck. In Australia and Britain you can't even own a shotgun without a lawyer and like six years of paperwork involved.
 

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loppopoo said:
I love America. I hate the people that run it. I always hate it when people say they hate America when more often then not they're meaning they hate the government.
This. With the force of a thousand suns and the Power of Greyskull.

Because, well, I love the country, hate a lot of it's citizens.

Seriously, calling me a commie, terrorist bastard and pulling a gun on me for supporting the troops, not the war is ridiculous.
 

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WanderingFool said:
Im an American, and im at a lost for words...
On what? The subject of the thread or the guy who Necro'd it? :p
 

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DuctTapeJedi said:


I don't think there's anything else to be said.
Oh my Loli, that's real?

BRB, credit card.

EDIT: Oh crap, 3 posts in a row.

Someone post please. So I don't look like a complete ass.
 

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1. America can spin anything to make it awesome.
2. It's home to truckasaurus
3. We don't give a fuck.
3. Fuck yeah!
 

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we`re awesome by means of our nuclear arsenal
we are quite literally the Russia of the Western World
no offense to Russians on this thread, i love you you sexy vodka humping fuckers ^^

EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHERE DID ALL THESE POSTS COME FROM!?!?!
 

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GreyKnight3445 said:
we`re awesome by means of our nuclear arsenal
we are quite literally the Russia of the Western World
no offense to Russians on this thread, i love you you sexy vodka humping fuckers ^^

EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHERE DID ALL THESE POSTS COME FROM!?!?!
America. :p

I'm sorry, I just had to do it. XD
 

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LegendaryGamer0 said:
GreyKnight3445 said:
we`re awesome by means of our nuclear arsenal
we are quite literally the Russia of the Western World
no offense to Russians on this thread, i love you you sexy vodka humping fuckers ^^

EDIT: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHERE DID ALL THESE POSTS COME FROM!?!?!
America. :p

I'm sorry, I just had to do it. XD
you know, i wouldnt be surprised. This thread is like a flame to every apple pie humping patriot who was able to tear themselves from humping the flag post and google search Americs
 

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savandicus said:
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savandicus said:
America is great because their adverts are HILLAROUS, i saw an advert there once for a 4 by 4 that was 'now able to hold up to 4 tonnes' and looking around you see that a large chunk of americas have these and i bet the heaviest and biggest thing they've ever carried with it is a broom. If anyone on the escapist can think of something a normal person would need to move a 4 tonne object then i'll give them a cookie.
how about a boat? where's my cookie :O
No cookie to you, normal people dont have boats that they need to use a car to drive around. Boats can move themselfs :p. Feel free to try again though.
We need it to carry our gigantic balls because god know its not for our collective brain cell, we have Fox News for that.

Oh, by the way, I have his cookie and it's delicious. :p
 

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the idea that "AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD" is a throwback to the olden days when it was absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt, the truth.

There was a time just after the great depression where the US was the leader in EVERYTHING, from the sciences, industry, education, military, economy..

That's not really the case anymore, but americans are proud people and they're not going to give up that mindset without many decades of proof to back it up.
 

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Wabblefish said:
The US is a good country with great advanced technology but I wouldn't say they are worlds greatest super power anymore, the most skilled economists have come to the conclusion that China is slowly rising and becoming a greater super power...too bad the country is overpopulated and a lot of the people are poor.
noone cares about those people.
 

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Aardvark said:
There's no such thing as the USA. It's a myth perpetrated by the leaders of the Muslim world, who are in need of a Great Satan to keep the people distracted while they live like kings. They have callcentres and datacentres dedicated to generating all correspondence reportedly from America. All those US soldiers wandering around Iraq? Mercenaries paid to be there, pissing people off.

Between Canada and Mexico, there's a great rift that leads to the centre of the Earth. Canadians and Mexicans, the superstitious lot they are, keep well away from the precipice and don't mention it to anyone, for fear of demons stealing their souls.
This seems accurate to me. Though I heard it was a barren region filled with flesh-eating flamingos, not a great rift in the earth.
 

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As a New Zealander who has been to america on three occasions and Australia 10 I feel comfortable saying there will crazy people wherever you go and in America there are more microphones around for them to be crazy in the presence of. It is true that America has a lot of dumb stuff going on but it is blown out of proportion by the media around the world and by smart Americans.
 

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I think America is awesome and I will NOT be apologetic about it. I am tired of Americans being the only ones on this site who are all but forbidden to show any national pride without getting shouted down from all sides. The British, Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, and effectively anyone else on the site can spout as much patriotism and national pride as they want without consequence, but the moment an American speaks up, they are berated to no end. I am sad yet not surprised in the slightest to see that a thread on positive things about America has been derailed into the opposite of what it's supposed to be.

I will say it, and proudly. I love my country, no matter what anyone else thinks. No country can claim to be the "best", but damn it, we are awesome. We have produced many great things in a vast number of fields, and funded many more. Our people have a strong work ethic and are quite a bit smarter than the rest of the world gives us credit for (because all they see are the stupidest 5% due to "creative" video editing). We look out for our own self-interest, but every nation on Earth does the same. Our culture is truly a wonderful mix of the cultures of so many other nations' people who have come to this country, and has taken on its own unique character because of it. Our people are free to achieve as much as they put in the effort to achieve. Other countries may be awesome too, but America is no less awesome because other countries are awesome.
 

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Deadman Walkin said:
Neosage said:
I am British but I think I know why Americans are so awesome, warning: contains swear words.


Edit: They aren't Canadian!
Yay us Canadians would never make such a thing about ourselves (or about another country)
Have you ever heard of a band (definitely from Canada) called Moxy Fruvous? About 1/5 of their playlist is politically inspired. Some even about the states. Okay so their best song is a spoof of Rush Limbaugh but they still have some very funny (and constructive) things to say about Canadian politics/life.

So if anyone ever asks you one of the reasons Canada is awesome just yell "Moxy Fruvoooous" and break into a rousing chorus of "King of Spain."
 

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(ZHU) Michael said:
Because we invented the orgasmatron as well as self-microwaving bacon hotdogs
Bacon..... Hotdogs ..... Together!!!! I SIMPLY MUST HAVE!!!!!! :D

I'm british and i don't particularly think America is awesome, but on the other hand i would still love to visit there, just to say i have experienced what is america and lived to tell the tale :)