Why is America so awesome?

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falcontwin

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Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
JOE COOL said:
The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.
I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)
By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...
I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).
 

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@falcontwin

The Japs attacked us.
http://www.cultureandrecreation.gov.au/articles/darwinbombing/
But I still agree with you. my neighbours are noisy bastards but BOOBIES! yay.
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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falcontwin said:
Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
JOE COOL said:
The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.
I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)
By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...
I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).
Aside from the ridiculous censorship of video games, the higher prices, and the delays in releases, Australia seems like a pretty sweet country. Oh wait, there are tons of poisonous snakes, spiders, and aquatic life there that can kill me dead in about 10 seconds...maybe I'll pass.
 

thiosk

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America is awesome because we have guns and butter, duh.

You can't blame people for hating america when their homeland has the approximate size and or and population of L. A. County... gotta hold onto something...
 

Dapsen

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america isnt awesome its an average country where everyone thinks theyre the supermen of real life because they're utterly retarded
 

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Well the idea of America being awesome is completely subjective. Firstly, what are people referring to when they say America? The land? The people? The culture? Or something else? Or all of the above?

Of course it has many merits but it also has many negative aspects.
 

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runtheplacered said:
Sensenmann said:
This is no hate speech... Just wondering, and it angers me when people say that they, Americans are the best.

Infact, by doing this many who hate America for it's stereotypical hate of ROE. So its the clone of that french thread, but reversed and for America.

So why do you think America is Awesome.

NO HATE SPEECH
Because we kicked your Kings ass and sent your soldiers home with their tails between their legs! Just kidding.

I'm a United Statsian (Yep, made it up) and I definitely don't find the U.S. to be anything spectacular. It's just a country, like the other 190ish countries in the world. I've never been much of a patriot and don't believe in things like "Better dead then red!" So, I guess I'm not the person to ask.

I hope by 'we' you meant you, the Dutch, the Spanish, the French and the 45% of colonists who joined your side.

just to make that clear.
 

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[quote="intergral" post="18.82546.1155831
You don't know what you're even talking about[/quote]

Yeah i do, its called the flaws of americas social security system which in the American Pysche shouldnt exsist due to "Rugged Idividualism"
 

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Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
JOE COOL said:
The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.
I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)
By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...
I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).
Aside from the ridiculous censorship of video games, the higher prices, and the delays in releases, Australia seems like a pretty sweet country. Oh wait, there are tons of poisonous snakes, spiders, and aquatic life there that can kill me dead in about 10 seconds...maybe I'll pass.
Try New Zealand. Bring your non-NZ money, you'll be a millionaire, and the only poisonous things are a really rare spider, and some killer nettles. Seriously. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urtica_ferox
 

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I have to disagree with the phrase "America is safe". I mean they even have terrorist birds flying around.
 

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IceStar100 said:
Becuase we have a song that goes Amrican F^&* Yeah.
Yes, can't beat logic like that. And 'Born in the USA' is totally a pro-America song too
 

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I could simply say that its all Bush's fault the U.S. is allegedly hated, since it is not entirely unfounded.In general though, I believe that the blame lies, as usual, with the Government.
 

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I think America has it's merits, and i definitely think that most peopel from other countries get easily riled up, because the picture they get of America is in my opinion, pretty distorted. I have freinds from other countries who just ask questions that i find ridiculous, because their perceptions of the people here are so off.

You might not agree with our government, but that also changes frequently, and so there is always an oppertunity to change. I would wager that the opinion of america will change for the better in the next 20 years or so, as the current young generation grows up and gets more influence on the system.

I notice that alot of the young people sound just as angry about the less than perfect things our government and country are guilty of as many of you guys from other parts of the world, and while there will always be idiots, I think policy and people will change.

there is one thing that makes america great, and that is most americans are willing to try to change and improve themselves. The people here are not the idiots you guys seem to think we are. Trust me on that one.
 

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Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
JOE COOL said:
The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.
I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)
By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...
I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).
Aside from the ridiculous censorship of video games, the higher prices, and the delays in releases, Australia seems like a pretty sweet country. Oh wait, there are tons of poisonous snakes, spiders, and aquatic life there that can kill me dead in about 10 seconds...maybe I'll pass.
And yet, 99.98% of us still survive more than long enough to breed several times, even with adventuring into the areas said wildlife infest. Shocking :O
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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BlueMage said:
Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
Nigh Invulnerable said:
falcontwin said:
JOE COOL said:
The U.S.A. in general is just the safest place to be, I mean we never had a magor war on our soil.
I think you mean major war and I also am guessing you have never heard of the U.S Civil war where America fought itself that was a pretty massive war. Also I'm pretty sure Hawaii is part of the U.S. and the japanese bombed the fuck out of it in WW2 so thats at least 2 major wars fought on your soil.

To go by your logic that no major wars heve been there Australia is an awesome place to live No one has ever attacked us (or new zeland for that matter)
By this logic Antarctica would be the most ideal place to live. No noisy neighbors. Plenty of fresh penguin meat. Occasionally your dick turns to ice and falls off...
I'll put up with a few noisy neibours for a country full of decent topless beaches (Boobies FTW) and a good BBQ onws penguin meat all day long. So I'm gonna have to say that the topic should be changed to "Australia is awesome" (there is no WHY? it's just a fact!).
Aside from the ridiculous censorship of video games, the higher prices, and the delays in releases, Australia seems like a pretty sweet country. Oh wait, there are tons of poisonous snakes, spiders, and aquatic life there that can kill me dead in about 10 seconds...maybe I'll pass.
And yet, 99.98% of us still survive more than long enough to breed several times, even with adventuring into the areas said wildlife infest. Shocking :O
I know. I was just making, you know, generalizations because I've never actually been there. It's something most of us Americans like to do when we don't really know what we're talking about. I realize that most of said deadly creatures are rather rare, but the thought of there being hordes of spiders, snakes, and other freaky things is just too good.
 

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Aardvark said:
There's no such thing as the USA. It's a myth perpetrated by the leaders of the Muslim world, who are in need of a Great Satan to keep the people distracted while they live like kings. They have callcentres and datacentres dedicated to generating all correspondence reportedly from America. All those US soldiers wandering around Iraq? Mercenaries paid to be there, pissing people off.

Between Canada and Mexico, there's a great rift that leads to the centre of the Earth. Canadians and Mexicans, the superstitious lot they are, keep well away from the precipice and don't mention it to anyone, for fear of demons stealing their souls.
Dude OMG that is hilarious!!
 

LeeHarveyO

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Why is America awesome? Do I really gotta spell it out... Cause we got the best military in the world, and football, not football, but football!!!!!!