Why So Serious?

[Outasync]

So what, I have an led belly. Good old Fallout 3 perks.

You're eye is about to explode in 5...4...3...2...

 

[Dancingman]

Fortunately, due to the terrorist's poor use of grammar (you're is you are) the bomb was planted in the eye of an annoying sculpture in Sudan and exploded, killing nobody but the head of the Janjaweed militias.

You have five seconds to save the world

 

[Berethond]

Good thing I have an 'Easy button' right here.
*press*
World saved!

You have thirty seconds before the internet crashes.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I grab the tissues watch one last porn film and then go get a life

someone is right behind you with an axe

 

[Ramthundar]

I turn around with a log in my hand, and an empty fire place behind me. "How did you know?" i asked in awe,

You are being sent to war.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

I sold it to the Alliance just 3 minutes ago. Not my problem anymore.

You have been abducted by a giant albino raptor who is intent on eating your face.

 

[Outasync]

But I'm a gianter albino raptor so I eat his face.

All the jedi masters are about to kill you.

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Good thing they're not real.

The sun is going to swallow the earth!

 

[AZSolii]

At least its better than being digested than a giant space whale.

The next Final Fantasy game is actually going to have the main character NOT participate in combat and instead is going to whine in every cutscene about why he can't do anything...oh wait.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

Another reason to not play a final fantasy game. Oh well..

You jump off a plane with a parachute, you pull the cord at the very last minute..but only a clown appears from the pack.

 

[EeveeElectro]

They shall whine like a little girl who lost her pet toad.

A giant bubble is coming to suffocate us all!

 

[xXGeckoXx]

I collect pins

The smidjets have come!

 

[Outasync]

mess up

 

[revolverwolf]

Bwah? I don't get it. I'll go from Gecko's.

they'll all die in a cliched way soon enough. Or the invading giant bubble will kill them.

X-Box fanboys have taken over the world! They demand Bill Gates' head on a pole. But he left Earth weeks ago!

 

[Berethond]

Wax replica.

Ima shank you in yo chest!

 

[TheFacelessOne]

My chest was useless anyways.

Destroy your neighborhood! If you don't...a nuke will be launched on your house!

 

[Sporky111]

But a nuke on my house would destroy the neighbourhood anyways, PARADOX.

Record a hit song, or you will not receive the antidote.

 

[Outasync]

Well, I'm the lead singer of Green Day, pal.

All evil things have come to kill you, dead, alive, fantasy, and reality.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

What about fictisuality?

Kill your mother...or we kill you.