Why So Serious?

[Valiance]

With laughter, after you slip and fall on global TV after a pie is thrown in your face.

You have been challenged by Bruce Lee...

 

[Ramthundar]

to a Dance Off! And i stun him with my Chicken Dance.

You are tasked to save the princess of the kingdom...

 

[Dancingman]

30% at the President's Day Sale at Neiman Marcus

Your home town is being attacked by a gigantic crocodile.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

which turns out to be a giant Pinata. Which I destroy and hoard all the candy!

You have been sentenced to death by a firing squad.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

theyre doing it with super soakers!

You are the only sane person left on earth due a brain virus your 3 year old daughter is showing signs of it

 

[P1p3s]

but if you can't beat em join em

you have jumped out of a crashing plane only to land in a quick sand bog 2 miles wide...completely comprised of humous

 

[Ramthundar]

luckly i brought with my toy shovel and bucket. Time to make sand castles!

You have been captured by a madman, an evil sick look in his eyes...

 

[Dancingman]

He has a splinter in his thumb, and is quite grumpy, fortunately you happen to have your tweezers today, which is why he captured you.

You were part of a scientific program designed to test out some ideas for genetic engineering and you got turned into a large crocodile.

 

[chomesuke]

I live out my days in the nile, happily eating everything I want. And seeing as I am the top predator I die of old age.

O gee, you seem to be faling out of an airplane, completely naked.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

You land on the recreational trampoline of a nudist colony.

You accidentally fell into great white shark infested waters

 

[RedDiablo]

Too bad the sharks were on vacation.

You swallowed too much Nitroglycerin.

 

[Vode]

Good thing I'm bulimic.

You're the subject of a massive emo's slashfiction with way too many ellipsi.

 

[Falconknight06]

I use my anti-emo spray.

All of the trees begin eating people.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

You have just brought and applied "ode de skunk"; the animal and tree repelling deodorant.

You have entered a death match to fight against the Batman.

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

He sucks at COD4.

Goverment Agents are looking for you at your job site because they heard you were part of a drug deal...

 

[Dancingman]

What a crazy dream.

Dancingman is the ruler of the Imperium, and has sentenced all heretics to execution.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

luckly i <3 birds!!!!


Your the last human alive in a world with a bunch of cows

 

[Outasync]

MILK GALOR!

Cloned GIRS and pigs are coming to tickle you to death.

 

[Ramthundar]

But only so you are distracted while they eat your guts (remeber when i said if you make a silly one, the next person makes it serious? yeah, i meant that)

You are jumping on a trampoline with a happy squirel.

 

[Klagermeister]

The squirrel is infected with the Rage virus, you're wearing a meat suit, and the trampoline is made of rusty nails.

The phone is ringing, and it's your girlfriend!