why were you put on probation/suspended or warned

[Taxman1]

Ahh 200 meaningful posts so far wit--
Wait, what are you planning to with that?
No. NO! YOU CANT DO THIS
THIS ISN'T FAIR
GET AWAY FROM M--

WITNESS

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Wow. This is still going on? Wait, shit, now I'm vulnerable!

Spoiler: Well then, Kross...

 

[spadeattack]

I've never been suspended before... but this looks kinda fun.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

 

[Saucycarpdog]

NO! WAIT! ITS A TRAP!!

YOU CANT DO THI-

 

[JRCB]

Wow. This is still going on? Wait, shit, now I'm vulnerable!

Spoiler: Well then, Kross...

Classiest way to get suspended? I think so.

And it was for posting a Billy Mays picture, with the caption "I'LL SELL YOU MY OWN MOTHER, BUT CALL NOW AND I'LL THROW IN MY SISTER TOO".

By the way, this thread looks entirely safe to post in. Or maybe I should listen to the Admiral about this.

 

[Dommius]

Kross! I am here to stop you from your villainous ways! Now longer shall I allow you to mod these people unjustly and without reason. I shall take up the mantle of their champion and save them from your tyranny!

 

[Leg End]

For...

Being a creepy (non-offending)Pedophile.

And...

This post.

Kross, you deserve a brofist. ;~;

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Wait, If I'm waiting for my Trinity badge and I post here does that mean I don't get it?

WOOPS Should haves asked before I posted?

GERONIMO! *SPLASHES INTO POOL OF SUSPENSION*

 

[Toriver]

OBJECTION! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4770730]

Oh, wait a second... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmmm... Curiosity killed the Redlin I suppose...

I've got a clean record thus far. And I plan to keep it that way.

You sure about that?

 

[Kross]

So I'll just say it here, at the end, where no one will see it. Its a joke.

The fact that this thread is so difficult to read gives me high hopes for its staying power as a good joke.

Well, at least until someone stumbles across my patch in the thread display class and removes my changes.

 

[Naheal]

OBJECTION! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4770730]

Oh, wait a second... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I WI...oh.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

Um, OH GOD! I POSTED! CRAP!

Please don't suspend me, I'm a good boy!

Edit: This got locked, but I thought it was ok... maybe we need an age disclaimer forum section?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.265956-Your-bedroom-moves-mature-content#10128809

 

[Labyrinth]

But it's not like the mods actually read this or have a sense of humor.

Wrong is you. We read a lot more than you might expect.

As for our sense of humour.. generally rather dark I must confess. It varies from mod to mod.

 

[GeorgW]

But it's not like the mods actually read this or have a sense of humor.

Wrong is you. We read a lot more than you might expect.

As for our sense of humour.. generally rather dark I must confess. It varies from mod to mod.

Actually, I was just trying to egg you on so you would make it so my post was the only one that wasn't suspended in this thread (except Kross, the cheater!) and seriously mindfuck people. Oh well...
I like you mods, and your dark humour. A little surprised you were so prolific, to read a page 13 post though. Good job!

 

[Easykill]

This thread is win.

To avoid having a completely off-topic post: I was put on probation once for mentioning I ran adblock on the Escapist before I knew you could except websites. The probation was taken away by another mod though.

 

[suspended]

a little song for this thread ( with chords)
A E

I wanna be suspended so fricking bad
F#m E
say all of the things I never said
A E
I wanna be on the cover of escapist magazine
F#m E
smiling next to yahtzee and stevey

[Chorus]
D E F#m
Every time I close my eyes
D E F#m
I see my name in suspension
D E A A/Ab F#m (walk down to low F#)
A different account every day oh I
D E
I swear the world better prepare
F#m
for when I'm a modderator
love you guys at the escapist. this thread is freaking hilorious

 

[Queen Michael]

I have never been suspended or even received a warning. I've been lucky. (Erm, the suspension you see beneath these words isn't really one, right? I really want that Neo badge someday.)

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

But it's not like the mods actually read this or have a sense of humor.

Wrong is you. We read a lot more than you might expect.

As for our sense of humour.. generally rather dark I must confess. It varies from mod to mod.

A mod has been suspended!

QUICK! GRAB YOUR TORCHES! TIME TO PILLAGE!

Wait... but I can't do anything if I'm suspended.