why were you put on probation/suspended or warned

[Dommius]

Kross! I am here to stop you from your villainous ways! Now longer shall I allow you to mod these people unjustly and without reason. I shall take up the mantle of their champion and save them from your tyranny!

 

[Leg End]

For...

Being a creepy (non-offending)Pedophile.

And...

This post.

Kross, you deserve a brofist. ;~;

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Wait, If I'm waiting for my Trinity badge and I post here does that mean I don't get it?

WOOPS Should haves asked before I posted?

GERONIMO! *SPLASHES INTO POOL OF SUSPENSION*

 

[Toriver]

OBJECTION! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4770730]

Oh, wait a second... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmmm... Curiosity killed the Redlin I suppose...

I've got a clean record thus far. And I plan to keep it that way.

You sure about that?

 

[Kross]

So I'll just say it here, at the end, where no one will see it. Its a joke.

The fact that this thread is so difficult to read gives me high hopes for its staying power as a good joke.

Well, at least until someone stumbles across my patch in the thread display class and removes my changes.

 

[Naheal]

OBJECTION! [http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4770730]

Oh, wait a second... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

I WI...oh.

 

[ApeShapeDeity]

Um, OH GOD! I POSTED! CRAP!

Please don't suspend me, I'm a good boy!

Edit: This got locked, but I thought it was ok... maybe we need an age disclaimer forum section?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.265956-Your-bedroom-moves-mature-content#10128809

 

[Labyrinth]

But it's not like the mods actually read this or have a sense of humor.

Wrong is you. We read a lot more than you might expect.

As for our sense of humour.. generally rather dark I must confess. It varies from mod to mod.

 

[GeorgW]

But it's not like the mods actually read this or have a sense of humor.

Wrong is you. We read a lot more than you might expect.

As for our sense of humour.. generally rather dark I must confess. It varies from mod to mod.

Actually, I was just trying to egg you on so you would make it so my post was the only one that wasn't suspended in this thread (except Kross, the cheater!) and seriously mindfuck people. Oh well...
I like you mods, and your dark humour. A little surprised you were so prolific, to read a page 13 post though. Good job!

 

[Easykill]

This thread is win.

To avoid having a completely off-topic post: I was put on probation once for mentioning I ran adblock on the Escapist before I knew you could except websites. The probation was taken away by another mod though.

 

[suspended]

a little song for this thread ( with chords)
A E

I wanna be suspended so fricking bad
F#m E
say all of the things I never said
A E
I wanna be on the cover of escapist magazine
F#m E
smiling next to yahtzee and stevey

[Chorus]
D E F#m
Every time I close my eyes
D E F#m
I see my name in suspension
D E A A/Ab F#m (walk down to low F#)
A different account every day oh I
D E
I swear the world better prepare
F#m
for when I'm a modderator
love you guys at the escapist. this thread is freaking hilorious

 

[Queen Michael]

I have never been suspended or even received a warning. I've been lucky. (Erm, the suspension you see beneath these words isn't really one, right? I really want that Neo badge someday.)

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

But it's not like the mods actually read this or have a sense of humor.

Wrong is you. We read a lot more than you might expect.

As for our sense of humour.. generally rather dark I must confess. It varies from mod to mod.

A mod has been suspended!

QUICK! GRAB YOUR TORCHES! TIME TO PILLAGE!

Wait... but I can't do anything if I'm suspended.

 

[Labyrinth]

A mod has been suspended!

QUICK! GRAB YOUR TORCHES! TIME TO PILLAGE!

[HEADING=2]Bring it.[/HEADING]

Mods have a long tradition of banning ourselves, or banning each other for just long enough for the system message to be sent. I once banned Ultrajoe for a year, for five minutes actually. T'was fun.

 

[Mcface]

[http://photobucket.com]

Im pretty sure there is a mod who sits on my profile pressing f5 waiting for me to post, then when he/she sees something they disagree with, they suspend me.

(i was recently suspended for 7 days, and then when that 7 days was up, instantly got a warning for a post i had made like a week before haha)

 

[Chased]

I just accepted them for what they are and let them be whatever popped up. I don't really care that much.

Pretty much the same here, I think I shifted some badges around for aesthetic appeal sometime ago, but I don't care much either.

 

[lee1287]

For being mean to girls, but to be fair, they bleed for a month adn don't die, so i think im allowed to be mean to them.

 

[Kross]

A mod has been suspended!

QUICK! GRAB YOUR TORCHES! TIME TO PILLAGE!

[HEADING=2]Bring it.[/HEADING]

Mods have a long tradition of banning ourselves, or banning each other for just long enough for the system message to be sent. I once banned Ultrajoe for a year, for five minutes actually. T'was fun.

Mods banning/kicking/generally abusing [http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=465&l=3] each other is an ages old tradition across all forms of customer support.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

LOOK AT ME! i'M SILLY! SUSPEND ME! whhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeaaaaaaah


Silly post is silly!