Why'd ya do it?

[XJ-0461]

For poops and giggles.

You ate a plate, why?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I was hungry.

You shot me in the face, why?

 

[NeoAC]

Because you ate my good plate.

You didn't save 15% on car insurance! Why?

 

[XJ-0461]

Because I got sick of those damned Go compare adverts.

You made an advert with a fat Italian man singing about car insurance, why?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because he stole my heart! Literally!

You didn't buy this economy car starting as low as 15,000 dollars! Why?

 

[MatParker116]

I hate the car

You crushed my testicles in a vice why?

 

[khaimera]

Because my pliers were broken.

You stole my cheese sandwich, why?

 

[NeoAC]

Because the band was Showaddywaddy.

You left my hit TV show! Why?

 

[j1-2themax]

I only had bologna. Only wierdos eat just bologna.

You bombed Mexico? Why?

 

[MatParker116]

For the lulz

You Killed Kenny why?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Cause, you said "YOU BASTARD!"

You yelled at me*sniff*Why?

 

[NeoAC]

Because you killed Craig, not Kenny!

You touched my breast! Why?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because! Your not a women! Your a fat man fatty!

You slapped my ass, why?!

 

[Broken Orange]

You touched that fat man's boob

You shot your self! What the f, man?

 

[brtshstel]

I forgot that French service rifles don't have safeties.

You rebuilt the Paris Gun [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_gun]. Why?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because you 404'd me.

You 404'd me. WHAT THE FU-F!- MAN!

 

[NeoAC]

It had to be done. You look better as a stump.

Thou hadst made me talk like one from medieval times! Prithee, tell me why!

 

[ultrachicken]

Because you reminded me of my shakespeare related homework.

Why did you remind me of my shakespeare related homework?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because your a crab!

Your a crab! Why!

 

[brtshstel]

Because Shakespeare is God's way of punishing Literature students.

Thy did you kill that poor man? All he wanted was an eggroll.