Why'd ya do it?

[XJ-0461]

Because I like to be minty fresh.

You killed the cooperative players in a match on Uncharted 2, why?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Because they looked at me funny.

You fired an RPG at the floor, why???

 

[XJ-0461]

I wanted to see if it would make me fly.

You swam through acid, why?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I was testing out a new acid-neutralising chemical... it worked, thankfully.

You mounted the heads of several orphans on pikes outside our house. Why?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Why not? Who's gonna care, their parents?

Why did you gather those crocodiles tears?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I... it is part of the contract I have with my master.

You're burning books. Why?

 

[reg42]

They're "The homeowner's guide to controlling bon fires", I appreciate the irony.

You're burning bridges. Why?

 

[Paksenarrion]

THOSE WERE BRIDGES?! You told me they were fireworks!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS EATING YOUR PUPPY?!

 

[XJ-0461]

Because the Balrog is chasing me, and I haven't got time to worry about puppies.

You're licking a Guns 'N' Roses CD, why?

 

[Paksenarrion]

Oh...I thought it was a Smashing Pumpkins CD.

Why'd you taze me, bro?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

Because I'm not your bro, compatriot.

Why did you eat my cookie?

 

[reg42]

Well, you just left it there...

Why did you twist my arm behind my back?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

I wanted to see how flexible you were.

Why did you destroy Alderaan?

 

[reg42]

I didn't know what it was.

Why did you give the king a new crown?

 

[Paksenarrion]

Because he used to be the queen.

Why did you give her that Ring of Sex Change?

 

[reg42]

For teh lulz, quite frankly.

Why'd you buy that chicken suit dude?

 

[XJ-0461]

Because I wear it to start fights with Peter Griffin.

Why did you steal that dog?

 

[MurderousToaster]

Why should I not steal dogs?

Why did you get into the Party Van?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Because he promised candy!

Why are you stripping in front of me?

 

[Urgh76]

He looked at me funny

This thread only has three pages. WHY?

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