Why'd ya do it?

[Desert Warrior]

Because Vaudess has not spiced it up a bit

Why did you take my testicles?

 

[Urgh76]

What else was i gonna put in my sandwich?

You just jumped off a cliff. Why?

 

[Desert Warrior]

To get away from you

Why did you do it?...WHY?!?

 

[j1-2themax]

I saw a quarter at the bottom.

Why did you handcuff me to the bed?

 

[ultrachicken]

What else would I do with handcuffs?

Why did you saw open that rabbit?

 

[Spiner909]

I needed to get the key!
Why did you give me your life savings?

 

[ultrachicken]

I stole the money

Why did you sniff that dog's rear end?

 

[KdS_22]

Because I smelled something funny, then I proceeded to locate the source.

You used that porcupine as a hairbrush. Why??

 

[reg42]

My hair's like super thick

Why'd ya choke slam that nun?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

She was The Nunninator and had to be destroyed.

Why did you kill that person and eat his hands?

 

[Desert Warrior]

Because...He looked at me funny..

Why did you marry me?

 

[BigStupidJellyfish]

For your money.

Why did you cover your room in whipped cream?

 

[XJ-0461]

Because it's not my room! MWAHAHAHA!

Why didn't you give an evil laugh?

 

[Desert Warrior]

Because my voice broke...And i became...A MAN! >

Why did you kick two-thousand people in the sack?

 

[Zeromaeus]

Because they deserved it.

Why did you not petition/sacrifice for Mega Man Legends 3?

 

[The Infinite]

I was rather hungry and you've said before I go on and on and on. I have a very large appetite.

Why did you burn down that bridge?

 

[Desert Warrior]

There was a Troll underneath it.

Why do you love me?

 

[Infinite Betsy]

Because you are hot, and I am shallow.

Why'd you run away with the ice cream man?

 

[The Infinite]

He used to be the Milk man. And we all know what a pyromaniac he is.

Why did you burn the cake?

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Because it was a lie.

A bear was in here earlier asking about you and his car. Why?