Wierdest thing you've ever said out of rage to a game.

Whodat

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Everyone's done it, what is yours? For me it would probably be telling the game that it's adaopted, everyone hates it, and that it can go and get murdered in a garbage disposal.
 

The Cheezy One

Christian. Take that from me.
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"Retarded twatbracket!", I have no idea why.
No offence is meant to the actually retarded, or actual twatbrackets.
 

Dimitriov

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Sadly I can't think of any as I go into a sort of fugue state due to sheer rage. But I am sure that if there were recordings of me they would contain some comedic gold.


On a related note I sometimes sing nonsensically and without any self awareness while playing games. One time, years ago, while playing WoW I was apparently singing about purple clams while grinding murlocs in the Wetlands.
 

JamesStone

If it ain't broken, get to work
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"Your a CHEATER and I´m gonna KILL YOU!"

What? Don´t look at me like that.
 

ejb626

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When I get mad enough I usually start ranting about how I'm going to jump "through the TV" out the other side and break every bone in my opponents' hands in such a way that they can never play video games again. Yeah, multiplayer shooters make me mad sometimes.
 

Sleepy Sol

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"I wish I could punch this game in its hypothetical face."
I seem to be saying that a lot more lately too.
 

DustyDrB

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Jan 19, 2010
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I think I quoted Incubus once...

"Nice to know you, goodbye..."
Ugh...I'm so lame.
 

Fooz

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i usually call my PC a simon if i get mad

dunna where it came from, my friend i think
 

AbstractStream

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I once had a very feral growl come out...I have no idea how I did it, but it happened. It scared my friends.

Then another time, the lamest/weirdest thing I said was "this is bananas!"
 

hamasins

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I raged at cod once and told it that it was raped by small furry creatures.... our relationship has never been the same since :S
 

Condor219

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DAMMIT SHEPARD STOP BEING SUCH AN ELEPHANT PENIS AND GET UNDER COVER ALREADY.

That's the first thing that's come to mind.
 

Zhadramekel

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"For the love of [insert something random here]"

Random things usually including pickles, Mama Luigi, etc.