This including making the most constipated sound to this day I swear a person on this Earth has ever made, followed by actually trying to EAT a Playstation 2 controller. I managed a few teeth marks in it, but also resulted in a chipped tooth and a vomited floor.
I was playing Deadliest Warrior, and after about 20 minutes of trying to kill the Viking, I leapt range, cut his arm off and dodged out again. Then I realised he still had quite a bit of health left, so I jumped back in and then he beheaded me. I didn't really say anything, I just whimpered.
I remember it clearly because my mother was at the same time amused and irritated from my foul language. FO3, was getting the shit kicked out of me by four raiders all with sniper rifles (that's what I get for setting Luck to 1 I guess!), and I just yelled in irritation "HOLY PERFORATED CUNTS IN A DEFORMED HANDBASKET!" No idea why. It was either that or just yelling vowels.