Wii Remote Finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy
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This only happened just now? You're kidding me! People have been making this joke for years, and only just now does someone decide to make some money off the idea?
Just like how the other day they posted a console repair tutorial website as a new story (when online repair tutorials are nothing even remotely new), I call shenanigans on this story. Someone must certainly have done this before now, and the Escapist is just having a slow news week.
Just like how the other day they posted a console repair tutorial website as a new story (when online repair tutorials are nothing even remotely new), I call shenanigans on this story. Someone must certainly have done this before now, and the Escapist is just having a slow news week.
Honestly it took long enough. I mean Xbox Live has them Rumble Massage games it was only a logical step further into the medium of sex and gaming wasn't it?!
I imagine they're trying out the water in the 'Naughty-gamers-who-want-to-have-sex-and-play-wii-tennis-at-the-same-time' pool, which, to be honest, is most people.Estoki said:
Please tell me I'm not supposed to wank with the claw. I am not putting a robot claw on my dick.
Anyway, I can't be bothered to read all the comments, so in case nobody else has said it, I will: NINDILDO.
EDIT: Looks like nobody else has. Time to get ostentatious, because I'm proud of this.
Anyway, I can't be bothered to read all the comments, so in case nobody else has said it, I will: NINDILDO.
EDIT: Looks like nobody else has. Time to get ostentatious, because I'm proud of this.
That's unfair, the guys gotta play with the wiimote sideways. Guess it's just New Super Mario Bros. for me...
M'kay, one question.
When using it over the 'net, is there a like, ____roulette where you can pair up with a random partner?
When using it over the 'net, is there a like, ____roulette where you can pair up with a random partner?
May have been mentioned before, but sex toys with force feedback control to operate over wireless/bluetooth/internet have existed for the better part of a decade. All this is is someone decided that a wii-mote's built in motion sensitive capabilities would be easier to integrate into a sex-toy model than building a new one from the ground up.
The more you know~
The more you know~
You'd think that the entire gaming user-base is genophobic reading these replies. You guys act appalled by the presence of these devices like a bunch of Christian mothers who just discovered a nudity mag in the local school. They're sex toys. Companies have been making this sort of thing for decades... centuries... possibly even millenia. This is nothing new, and really shouldn't be so shocking.
Aw god dammit, I was trying to forget that I ever found that awful thing in the "new releases" section of the indie games on the ONE occasion I looked in that section. And I was doing a pretty good job until you reminded me. Thanks a LOT.meganmeave said:
I dunno, I see it more as there are more than enough normal sex toys out there that we really didn't need some company to make a dildo extension for the Wii Remote. Just go buy an actual vibrator for fucks sake.WhiteTigerShiro said:
Nintendo, still the family friendly company I see.
Yikes. This will give the Wii a bitmore of a bad rap for awhile.
Yikes. This will give the Wii a bit
