Wii Remote Finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy

[lonercs]

Wait... what does the claw do...?


...


...


Don't answer that.

It goes around the penis! Then vibrates.

 

[Ashbax]

What happened to the good old days when the Wii was seen as a casual gamer/kiddies console?

Take out the casual gamer part, and aye. Its a kiddy console that happens to have a sex toy controller. Wholesome!

 

[Sacman]

Finally I've been waiting for ever for this...

 

[_Cake_]

They look like the random objects you can't pick up in the Mother Ship Zeta dlc for Fallout 3.

 

[silasbufu]

I can just see it .

Wife : Look honey! I bought some new Wii controllers for the kids!
Husband : Yeah...I'll be on the sofa tonight.

 

[ANImaniac89]

The website has an option to become a beta tester (wondering if and how much it pays LOL Jk).

also the claw thing scares the hell out of me.

 

[Quantum Star]

This is so horribly wrong in so many ways.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I'm sorry, but that is beyond disturbing.

 

[zombays]

I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

I tried to erase that from my mind, I did, I read your comment and now it haunts me more than 2 girls, 1 cup.

 

[Mcupobob]

Why a claw? Its more scary then sexy.

OT:Um..Saw it cuming?

 

[bossfight1]

What is this i don't even...

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

I tried to erase that from my mind, I did, I read your comment and now it haunts me more than 2 girls, 1 cup.

I agree, the "claw" one looks seriously creepy.

You know you wanna stick your dick in it.....

Its looks like a jewish circumcision device from the dark ages...

 

[lokun489]

wait FINALLY? were you waiting for this!?

 

[Birdmad]

HAHAAHAH! I Lol'ed...

Still, guys, the claw use is pretty obvious: it goes around the penis. It's not a closed circle, so it can fit a larger range of d*cks. So, yeah, the scary-gadget is all yours o.õ'

Still, both look scary.... o.õ

And, for some reason, not very safe.

Well, I won't ever play wii at my friend's house again - You never know what they do when they are alone!

 

[Dendio]

Am i the only one who finds this hilarious?

Looks like someone fnally made the running gag reality xD

 

[v3n0mat3]

I'm more surprised that it took this long for someone to do this.

 

[Billion Backs]

What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Freaks who like to experience feelings of sexual release. Ugh.

That claw thing doesn't look safe. It'd be like being fondled by a pirate.

Also, my thoughts exactly. The picture made me think of a robot from some old cartoon. Creepy as hell, and the colour schemes aren't helping either.

I can't help but think this is just a funny novelty item. Unless someone intends to make full fledged "sex-games", which clearly isn't their intention, I'd imagine there's little difference between one of these things and a regular vibrator.

 

[Luke Tideswell]

it is a console for everyone after all...

 

[Stabby Joe]

Actually, considering how crazy some mods are, I'm surprised it took someone this long haha!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Funk, you'd be surprised what people will stick near their junk, man. It's not even the scariest thing I've seen with that intended purpose. Go check out an adult store sometime, see if you can find one where the clerk will explain the precise purpose of some of the "toys". Sometimes, having friends who call themselves "rebel" gives you the worst nightmares when they tell you to come see them at their new job...

On the bright side, those stores have Pasta Boobs, the greatest pasta in existence.