Wii Remote Finally Modded Into a Vibrating Sex Toy

[Gaderael]

Now this is the type of thing Nintendo should unleash the lawyers on.

Except they can look at Nintendo and go "Yeah, well, what about those Love Hotels [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_hotel] you used to own?"

Then everyone would laugh.

 

[blankedboy]

Well, at least the Wii's useful for something now.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Wii Play just got a whole new meaning

Wow now Teen pregnancy PSAs and Wii commercials can finally come together: "Remember kids if your gonna wii each other use protection! Wii jacket at retailers near you!"

 

[jamescorck]

I think it was funny when people joked about it, but now that I see it hapening it saddens me. We human beings certainly have no boundaries left to weird out.

 

[hazabaza1]

Oh god, I just had a thought. A lot of the Wii's sales are to older women who want to 'get fit'.

D:

 

[HentMas]

I'm not convinced, though. Oh, it has nothing to do with the tech; I'm sure that works just fine. I just have a hard time seeing any guy (or lady) putting something that looks eerily like The Claw near their naughty bits.

you sir havent seen the latest sex toys around have you?? this things look tame compared to all those other toys...

my concern is more along the line of "how much controll does one have over the other"... i know sick sick people and they would definitely use this for evil rather than good

 

[interspark]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAAA!!! you cant pretend people having been doing this since the N64 rumble pack days, but the "wireless sex" thing was an original idea! but at the end of the day i think this is probably just another mean joke at nintendo

 

[EHKOS]

What.
The.
Fudge.

Seriously, who are they trying to market this to?

Horny people.

OT: It's about time. Not that I'll be buying one, I'm just amazed it took them this long to do it. The first thing I said when I saw the prototype Wii controller all those years ago was "Vibrator."

This is exactly what I was going to type....but you've done it for me. LAZY MAN...AWAY!!!

 

[RandomWords]

the claw...creeps me out...

 

[adderseal]

Yesss!!!
*Runs off to buy one*

 

[wadark]

I'm quite alarmed right now.

 

[Legendairy314]

Good news to the 4 people who would actually consider buying these things. Although, I've got to wonder, how in the world did they pitch this idea?

 

[Twilight.falls]

Huh.

Even the Wii isn't safe from rule 34.

 

[Judgement101]

Just another reason I can make fun of my sister for having a Wii.

Thats a bit messed up if you think about it.

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

At least the wii can get more sales now.

No... the Wii MOTE will. And whoever uses this thing is a fucking pedophile.

 

[gamepopper101]

Wait, finally? You mean you've been waiting for this to happen? What the hell is wrong with you?!

 

[Bloodstain]

I've benn waiting for this day for years.
Now it has come.

I'm so happy. :3

Also, "Wiibrator" is catchy.

 

[lonercs]

I want it!

Oh and it's not just for girls. Where do you think the claw thing goes? On the penis.
It works on the pc and over the internet!


"Super Fun Sexy Times, they come!"
-Mario