Wii Wings Flap Wii Accessories to New Lows

[RowdyRodimus]

Is it just me or does it look like they shopped Andre the Giant's right hand on that poor, embarrassed model?

 

[dalek sec]

This is why people hate the wii.
I have to say I cannot blame them.

Agreed. And I actually own a Wii!

What's the betting that a number of PS3/Xbox fanboys who will directly blame Nintendo for this third party waste of space?

Same here as well and I own a Wii too. This is just embrassing.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Wow... am I the only one who needed that picture to get rid of another image in my mind that is not as child friendly?

But really, at this point there is nothing third-party companies could do to make me lower my opinion of the Wii, which is somewhere on the floor of the Mariana trench.

 

[Ricotez]

Nintendo, why do you make it so hard for me to like the Wii?

 

[KamachoMcSagget]

I'm gonna kill myself.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I feel obligated to remind everyone that most of these crap accessories aren't developed by Nintendo.

I said that too. Sad truth is...
NO ONE LISTENS!

 

[Distorted Stu]

lmao, i really did laugh out loud (rather loudly) when i seen the picture of that woman. Jeezz Nintendo.. wow.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I wonder how Sony is gonna try and copy this.
Zing!

OT:Its stupid third party junk......

Well done man.

 

[XJ-0461]

I... really? That's a real thing?

I'm fairly sure I could recreate those with a piece of A2 paper, some scissors and some electrical tape.

 

[laggyteabag]

Yes i have a Wii and i used to quite like it but, i cant even remember the last time i even plugged it in. Its not like its terrible but, coming home and waving your arms around at a TV for half an hour seems a little bit weird dont you think? This 'Bird' thing kind of proves it and its not really 'Proper' gaming...

 

[Buccura]

It's seriously getting hard for me to like the Wii anymore.

 

[Jared]

I thought whole thing about wii was it was suposed to stimulate imagination...

 

[Delusibeta]

File this under "Wait, wut?".

Sin & Punishment 2, anyone?

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

I feel obligated to remind everyone that most of these crap accessories aren't developed by Nintendo.

But the Balance board, Gun steering wheel etc are.
Therefore they started it.

There were plenty of questionable peripherals available before Nintendo released any of those. And it's not like we won't be seeing them for the PS3 or Natal. This hardshovelware is endemic to any motion control gimmick, not just the Wii.

 

[Dimbo_Sama]

"add a sensation that you will not feel mimicking a flying chicken with your hands alone,"

We've offically hit the zenith of stupid lines to use in selling your products...

...yes I ment to say zenith I think this is absolutely fucking hillarious.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

"1. Slide fingers into finger slots
2. Secure wrist strap
3. Flap your wings and fly"

Is there any warning on the wings that say I can't actually fly with them? Because those instructions are giving me an idea for a lawsuit. Actually, encouraging me to fly in the instructions might be able to render the warning null... this will be fun

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Buy this, and you are not allowed to live.

 

[Unhappy Crow]

Lord, those wings better be fake. :| I don't want to see another useless Wii accessory that screams LAME.