WiiWare's My Fireplace is a Game About a Fireplace

[ThePurpleStuff]

I wanna know how much money they spent making this game. Also, there's somebody they should meet.

"Come out here, Billy"

*Little Billy steps out from behind*

"This is Billy, he is an orphan, all the money you spent on this game could have gone to him and his friend's only home so they can have good food and warm beds. But no, you were too busy making a virtual fireplace. Hope you enjoy your pretty little fire!"

 

[Sir Kemper]

Truely, It shall be a classic.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

I'm really fired up for this one!!

If I play this for too long, my boss might fire me!

I hope I don't get flamed for this post.

Flamed?

Naw bro, you're going to get toasted !

 

[ThePurpleStuff]

Damn it, double post.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

This just raises my hatred for Nintendo even more, well not really a hatred more of a "Nintendo....you're fucking stupid, go away" kind of thing

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

How in the name of phosphorescent boxer shorts is this a good idea?
It's just another pile of...
Of...
Of...
...

Hee. Pretty. Pretty pretty.

What were we talking about?

 

[Fidelias]

It's shit like this that makes me glad I didn't buy the wii. When will they start making more than one decent game a year?

 

[Fidelias]

Except people who expect to see an HD picture, you know, instead of just rubbing dirt in their eyes.

I think your mistaken the Wii for the Xbox 360. As 90% of the Xbox 360 titles are dirt colored.

OMFG! Stop the flame war before it spreads!!!

 

[AceDiamond]

Except people who expect to see an HD picture, you know, instead of just rubbing dirt in their eyes.

I think your mistaken the Wii for the Xbox 360. As 90% of the Xbox 360 titles are dirt colored.

OMFG! Stop the flame war before it spreads!!!

It's shit like this that makes me glad I didn't buy the wii. When will they start making more than one decent game a year?

Hypocrisy much?

Anyway this technically isn't a game because it doesn't have objectives/goals/etc. Yes it's a goofy-ass piece of software but nobody's forcing anybody to buy it, just like nobody ever forced people to buy the multitudes of shovelware that appeared on every other popular console throughout the ages.

 

[The Rockerfly]

...

Wait, this got through a design team? I bet the development was cheap, no story and only a few animations but still who is going to buy this?

This is an abomination to software as it fails as a game with it's lack of interactivity and it fails as a fire as it does not provide heat

OMFG! Stop the flame war before it spreads!!!

Ohh, I see what you did there

 

[Fidelias]

Except people who expect to see an HD picture, you know, instead of just rubbing dirt in their eyes.

I think your mistaken the Wii for the Xbox 360. As 90% of the Xbox 360 titles are dirt colored.

OMFG! Stop the flame war before it spreads!!!

It's shit like this that makes me glad I didn't buy the wii. When will they start making more than one decent game a year?

Hypocrisy much?

Oh, srry, forgot about that post...
Okay yes you're right...

But I can be a hypocrit if I want to!!!!(Four exclamations make everything more interesting!!!!)

 

[Mcface]

It is the wii. There are no realistic graphics.

 

[Brad Shepard]

This seems like it should be a facebook game...

 

[Mcface]

Except people who expect to see an HD picture, you know, instead of just rubbing dirt in their eyes.

I think your mistaken the Wii for the Xbox 360. As 90% of the Xbox 360 titles are dirt colored.

Yeah, I wish the 360 would be more like Killzone.. oh wait.. I mean God of War..dammit.. Resistance? nope..shit.

 

[RatRace123]

Wow! You know ironically it was Nintendo's seal of approval that saved the videogame industry, they wouldn't slap it onto anything like Atari did. Aaaaaaand now, they... slap it onto anything, like Atari did.

 

[Aura Guardian]

Wow! You know ironically it was Nintendo's seal of approval that saved the videogame industry, they wouldn't slap it onto anything like Atari did. Aaaaaaand now, they... slap it onto anything, like Atari did.

Strange isn't it? But at least it's a download instead of an actual retail game.

 

[RatRace123]

Strange isn't it? But at least it's a download instead of an actual retail game.

True, but someone at Nintendo still had to say, "Yes I approve of this non-game, you have our seal of approval"

 

[tsb247]

I can actually see this a being a good idea for those of us who may want a fake fireplace on our 48" LED TVs this Christmas.

I don't have a real fireplace anymore... :*(

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

........

I have only one word:

Why?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Statistics show that trillions of people die in fireplace-related accidents each year.

O_O

Trillions?