Wikileaks Exposes North Korean Dictator's Son as Gaming Nerd

[6unn3r]

So, video games do make kids grow up to be power hungry dictators! AH HA!

 

[tehannihalator]

If the two Koreas want to battle it out to see which one's better, don't drag all of us into it... just duke it out in Starcraft!

If South Korea wins I'll be hiding in my fallout shelter

 

[Danish rage]

I met the dude on xbox live the other day, super nice guy!

 

[Johnson McGee]

I can see two directions to this, the simcity and civilization route, or the fallout and modern warfare route.

 

[Double A]

Seriously? They think he wouldn't be a good dictator? Koreans could just settle all their disputes with Starcraft now, leaders going head to head.

And not to mention quite a few games teaching tactics, how to not get people pissed at you, and everything else a dictator would ever need to know.

This cable is entirely inaccurate. Everybody knows there are absolutely no requirements necessary for running North Korea.

This just made my day.

 

[Coliumbos]

Nuclear Launch Detected.

 

[oppp7]

So the first gamer we could have as a world leader would be a brutal dictator?

 

[Brian Hendershot]

Let's all hope Johg-chol doesn't decide to pick up a copy of homefront.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Tropico 3 instantly came into mind. I don't think he would be that good in Civilization (V) though.

 

[Loonerinoes]

Let's all hope Johg-chol doesn't decide to pick up a copy of homefront.

Kek! I am sure it'll be his favourite game soon enough, though it'd have to include the option of fighting for N. Korea too. But good catch.

 

[Gindil]

He already has the tactics down...

Think about having an army behind him. *shudder*

 

[Lullabye]

.....so i may have played him in Armored Core or Starcraft?
Huh.
Lets just hope he doesn't have X-box live, it may actually motivate him to take up arms.

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

I saw on the BBC once, that one of the "Evil step-brothers" (hehe) was infamously quoted for saying that he "didn't agree with his country's Hereditary Rule system. he wasn't against his family, but he didn't support the system", or something like that? Why do i have a feeling that it's THAT guy, because he's a gamer; and I'm prejudiced.

 

[darksakul]

Quick someone introduce Jong-un to Katamari Damacy and tetris.

That should chill him out enough that Jong-un would be a benevolent dictator instead of a ruthless one

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

I'm more interested in how his eldest son is too much of a "playboy" to be a dictator, it doesn't really count when you have to kidnap people to party with you.

 

[JWAN]

Wonder if he'll like Homefront? See if gaming comes first.

hopefully not starcraft or were fucked

 

[Underground Man]

I'm curious as to if he's ever played Overlord. Perfect game for a North Korean dictator.

100% corruption, baby.

 

[Frankster]

Is this the same son who got caught without proper papers or something when he tried visiting disneyland?

If so, I quite like this one