Wikileaks Exposes North Korean Dictator's Son as Gaming Nerd

SelectivelyEvil13

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Oh damn. Someone mentioned "Homefront." Now I can't stop laughing about that. I can only imagine cutscenes concerning the strained relationship between the siblings and their father who openly criticizes their potential dictator standings.

"And every box comes with a free tissue!"

Somebody whip out the Hagan-Daz, boys; between the firefights this is going to be an emotionally bumpy ride.
 

theblackmonk90

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Xombee said:
theblackmonk90 said:
Attack me and call me names all you want. You are still wrong. Simple as that. Feel as strong as you like, again you are still wrong.

All the questions you ask are accounted for in the contingencies. Every answer is of course contingent on how the strike comes about. The S. Koreans have spent 50 years preparing for exactly that kind of event and have planned their response if he happens. I don't claim to know exact details but it stands to reason that any nation in S Korea's situation would plan for exactly that kind of attack.

I called you flippant for your off hand comment about the S Koreans 'not giving a shit'. I disagree. Quite profoundly.
theblackmonk90 said:
Attack me and call me names all you want.
I will stop mocking your unwieldy use of showy words.

theblackmonk90 said:
You are still wrong. Simple as that. Feel as strong as you like, again you are still wrong.
"Simple as that, OOHHH, ain't I snappy?". Saying I'm wrong without a rebuttal is meaningless.

theblackmonk90 said:
All the questions you ask are accounted for in the contingencies.
Where? What "contingencies"? Where are you finding this out? Are you guessing? Just assuming? That's no grounds for an argument.

theblackmonk90 said:
I don't claim to know exact details but it stands to reason that any nation in S Korea's situation would plan for exactly that kind of attack.
Yes, but how do you KNOW? You claim there is a so called "contingency" but you have no idea what it is, or offered any solid evidence it exists. Here, let me explain the HUGE LEAPS OF LOGIC you are taking.

SK is threatened by NK. SK has planned a defense. The defense involves bombing runs and a fuckload of variables notwithstanding.

How do you go from SK planning a defense to... a load of vague promises that OH YEAH THEY HAVE IT ALL SORTED OUT.
Xombee said:
theblackmonk90 said:
Attack me and call me names all you want. You are still wrong. Simple as that. Feel as strong as you like, again you are still wrong.

All the questions you ask are accounted for in the contingencies. Every answer is of course contingent on how the strike comes about. The S. Koreans have spent 50 years preparing for exactly that kind of event and have planned their response if he happens. I don't claim to know exact details but it stands to reason that any nation in S Korea's situation would plan for exactly that kind of attack.

I called you flippant for your off hand comment about the S Koreans 'not giving a shit'. I disagree. Quite profoundly.
theblackmonk90 said:
Attack me and call me names all you want.
I will stop mocking your unwieldy use of showy words.

theblackmonk90 said:
You are still wrong. Simple as that. Feel as strong as you like, again you are still wrong.
"Simple as that, OOHHH, ain't I snappy?". Saying I'm wrong without a rebuttal is meaningless.

theblackmonk90 said:
All the questions you ask are accounted for in the contingencies.
Where? What "contingencies"? Where are you finding this out? Are you guessing? Just assuming? That's no grounds for an argument.

theblackmonk90 said:
I don't claim to know exact details but it stands to reason that any nation in S Korea's situation would plan for exactly that kind of attack.
Yes, but how do you KNOW? You claim there is a so called "contingency" but you have no idea what it is, or offered any solid evidence it exists. Here, let me explain the HUGE LEAPS OF LOGIC you are taking.

SK is threatened by NK. SK has planned a defense. The defense involves bombing runs and a fuckload of variables notwithstanding.

How do you go from SK planning a defense to... a load of vague promises that OH YEAH THEY HAVE IT ALL SORTED OUT.
How do I know? Well this helps: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11955625

And I am taking no leaps in logic. South Korea has roughly 500 modern planes. It stands to reason that with a public declaration of intent the airforce would be used to respond to any attack.

Yes I assume the South Koreans have contingencies. Yes I assume they use the airforce extensively. This is not a leap in logic because they have told us this is what they will do. I am not making vague promises I am assuming the South Koreans have contingencies because that is what military leaders do. They plan for eventual conflicts. Of course I can't offer specifics I am not a South Korean general.

Also I have not said they have it all sorted. But the silly questions you proposed are simple logistic's that are the job of the South Korean leaders to prepare for. They will have it covered. Any military leader that cannot calculate the fuel usage for his Jet planes is grossly incompetent and wouldn't be allowed to remain.

My original point is still valid. But a better word to describe you is facetious. Oh and yes you are overreacting, pathetically so.
 

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Obviously the west has been putting sanctions on the wrong things. No PS3's, Xbox's, games or access to on-line games for you north Korea. See how you like that...
 

SadisticPretzel

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That's just funny.

Oddly enough, one could argue that people who play online games are MORE prepared for real life in some ways...People tend to surround themselves with like-minded creatures in the physical world. You can't always do that online, what with most people being impeccable proof of the Greater Internet Fuckbucket Theory, so us gamers tend to learn quicker how to deal with people we don't necessarily agree with.
 

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Xombee said:
thethingthatlurks said:
Is it wrong of me to find North Korea absolutely hilarious? It's like the leader has to have histrionic personality disorder before being allowed to rule his little shithole of a country...
North Korea has hundreds of conventional artillery pieces pointed at Seoul, a city with a population in the millions. Seoul can be pounded into gravel at any time with no warning and no way to stop them.

Just regular people. You know, school teachers, store managers, factory workers, grumpy teenagers, old people. Don't even give a shit about N. Korea, just want to go about doing regular people things.

Hilarious.
At the peak of the cold war Houston, my home town had 100 nuclear war heads pointed at us. And not a single fuck was given. Right now it's purported that there are still 100 war heads designated just for our little port city. But then again Russia isn't as crazy as NK. But additionally I think that the US has its missile defense line set up near Seoul although I doubt it could stop a barrage of conventional bombs...
 

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Well hey if he's playing games online (anyway) he will most likely run across 'his eneimies' from the south at some stage. Who knows he may even decide not all people from the other side of the border are evil.

North Korea vs South Korea in the Iron General Challenge 6 hours of non stop starcraft lunacy, no cigarette or toilet breaks, only the bravest will win. Now that would be interesting..... peace through gaming could it happen?
 

Antari

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Ahhh yes but has he played those games legitimately and learned from them. Or has he spent most of his gaming career running trainers?
 

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Straying Bullet said:
Who wants to govern a financially and morally bankrupt country anyways when you can perform Raids in Azeroth?

Also, what are the exact "requirements" to govern North Korea anyways?

#1: Batshit Insane
#2: Hate all other countries except China, but especially South Korea and the US.
 

8-Bit Grin

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Xombee said:
North Korea has hundreds of conventional artillery pieces pointed at Seoul, a city with a population in the millions. Seoul can be pounded into gravel at any time with no warning and no way to stop them.

Just regular people. You know, school teachers, store managers, factory workers, grumpy teenagers, old people. Don't even give a shit about N. Korea, just want to go about doing regular people things.

Hilarious.
Well said, Xombee.
 

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I"m not exactly surprised when the country below them is possibly the most competitive country when it games to competitive gaming.

But I some how doubt that this kid playing on games is going to help him be a dictator. He's a bit... um... chubby, to do anything in videogames.
 

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GrizzlerBorno said:
I saw on the BBC once, that one of the "Evil step-brothers" (hehe) was infamously quoted for saying that he "didn't agree with his country's Hereditary Rule system. he wasn't against his family, but he didn't support the system", or something like that? Why do i have a feeling that it's THAT guy, because he's a gamer; and I'm prejudiced. :)
Nah, that was the caught-in-Japan-with-fake-passport-trying-to-visit-Disneyland-with-his-mistress-and-who-lives-and-gambles-in-Macao-because-he's-not-wanted-in-North-Korea-Kim.


Jabberwock xeno said:
Woah, so just because he plays to much video games, he's not fit to run the country?

I've always thought that Kim Jong il seemed to be a fairly interesting person, and besides him being a dictator, I really don't know of any human rights violations. His family seems pretty interesting too.
Except the work camps... and testing chemical weapons on prisoners... and, of course, the general "you looked at our dear leader in a weird way" type of reasons to arrest people AND their family members.
 

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chemicalreaper said:
If the two Koreas want to battle it out to see which one's better, don't drag all of us into it... just duke it out in Starcraft!
South korea will win. It would be no contest...
 

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Frankster said:
Is this the same son who got caught without proper papers or something when he tried visiting disneyland?

If so, I quite like this one :p
I think that is the elder one not the second son.