You're the world's most talented tap dancer.
But
You must dress in drag at every performance.
Umm hell yeah. That would be awesome.
But
You must dress in drag at every performance.
Umm hell yeah. That would be awesome.
"Hi Mum I- Argh fuck no god damn it"Gray-Philosophy said:You are able to manipulate the mind of everybody that you see.
But
Everybody that you look at appears naked.
I don't see the downside.
First wish: I wish all the people who die from me wishing are people about to murder someone innocent, someone about to rape another person, or someone who would harm me in the future.Veldie said:You get one wish every day for the rest of your life but every wish you make causes 100 ppl to die.
Day 1
Alrighty then I wish for a TARDIS with the knowledge to use it.
Day 2
I wish to be like a Time Lord with regeneration.
Day 3
I wish for all the doctors gadgets and for them to work regardless if it makes sense or not.
The first one is a paradox since it says everything you say comes true, and you get the opposite of everything you say...so basically you can't say anything about yourself or it's a paradox (so it would have no affect). You could say something like nobody in the world will sleep with natali portman though..and in theory you would then sleep with her.Diablo2000 said:"The perfect MMO is created for free" but "The server is brazilian and 90% of the players are brazilian"
I am brazilian, no downside to this. Yes, please.
"Everything you say comes true" but "You get the opposite of what you say"
So? Just say the opposite of what I want. I will never get a date with Natalie Portman...Never.
I will just have to work hard to be very careful what I gonna say from then on... I pressed, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
"You have the knowledge of the universe" but "You will find out everyone in your generation will live longer than you"
With that knowledge I could build a death ray and make sure they will never out live me. Win-Win. Pressed.
"You can make anyone you desire fall in love with you" but "your closest family member will despite you forever."
I say yes, but it's tricky nonetheless.
"You will be instant Tumbrl famous"... Don't care about the downside. No
"You are a master thied and can steal anything you want without getting caught" but "you will have horrible nightmares from everyone will steal from".
Fuck those people. Pressed.
"Get the body shape you like" but "you have to work to keep it".
So... Just like actual body shapping? Pressed, why not?
I am aware of this point, and I considered it myself. But I'm also confident I can choose to direct my focus elsewhere, especially after a while of desensitization.Patrick Buck said:"Hi Mum I- Argh fuck no god damn it"Gray-Philosophy said:You are able to manipulate the mind of everybody that you see.
But
Everybody that you look at appears naked.
I don't see the downside.
I can find a downside in everything my friend.
ButInstantly have exact amount of cash required for any and all vidya purchases in your pocket
Kinda pointless for me, I can already afford all the movies and games I want and girlfreind is very specific and there are a number of ways out of and around that for me.never have a girlfriend for the rest of your life
ButGain the ability to fly
So you're telling me someone doesn't want to fart while flying?fart when doing so