- Dec 23, 2009
Spartanburg is the best name for a town EVER! /fact
Possibly. But that scenario reminds me too much of this:SmashLovesTitanQuest said:Ya know, that may actually work. I can see the lawyer in front of my eyes now...Quaxar said:Probably etched out of an apple tree. So it's not even illegal!
Lawyer: "Miss Herp Derp Im A Dumbass, did my client at any time actually say he was selling you the well known Apple iPad?"
Stupid *****: "Yes, he said..."
Lawyer: "No, he said he was selling the Apple iPad. Not that Apple iPad. His Apple iPad. An invention of his, carved out of Apple tree with an Apple etched onto the back, polished to brilliance and used as place to rest your coffee cup. I believe my client never specified he was selling the touchscreen device? Well, that settles it, I rest my case."
Stupid *****: "But..."
Judge: "Cleared of all charges,Miss Stupid *****, I am going to put you on probation for being a stupid *****. Case closed."
Maybe. But I would be suspicious of anyone who felt that any of the above still qualified someone the right to rip another person off, no matter how insanely stupidly over-the-top their idiocy is.ThingWhatSqueaks said:Not at all. This would be more like putting a sign above your car in bright neon lights advertising that the doors aren't locked and that the keys have been left in the ignition or putting a giant sign on the front lawn with the dates that the homeowners plan to be away for. That's what it would take for a car theft or home invasion victim to rival this woman's idiocy.camazotz said:Saying she deserved what she got is pretty well the same argument as saying so-and-so deserved to have their car stolen because they forgot to lock the door, or to have their house ripped off because they took off for the weekend. Seriously....is she stupid? Yeah. Did she deserve this? No one does, and those jackasses who are ripping off idiots are still the real problem here, no matter how amusing her plight is.
GrizzlerBorno said:The wooden tablet should've had the apple logo carved into one side.....