Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[kypsilon]

I hereby stake my claim on the solar system and all the objects in it, planets, comets, stars, matter both "dark" and "not so dark". She can use that money from the sun to pay the storage fee for parking her star in my space and in turn I could use that money to end world stupidity.

 

[Necrofudge]

Oh yeah? Well I'm not paying for using it! What is she gonna do? Turn it off until I cough up some cash? I sure as hell hope not.

 

[adrian_exec]

It seems we need another Age of Reason, since some people have lost it completely.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Sweet Jesus...
I think I smell an attention-seaking smart-ass...

 

[Lono Shrugged]

I'm already working on sueing her for serious sunburn and Melanoma. I am going to contact the skin cancer care group now.

 

[Ashcrexl]

this is great! now i actually have an excuse for staying indoors all day! you know, to avoid unnecessary bills.

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

As long as she lives there for three years to gain ownership, I will happily pay her sun tax.

 

[Blimey]

I face-palmed harder then usual.


On the other hand, I should jump on it and claim Mars as my own. Then NASA would have to rent the land from me.

 

[RaineHero]

Duran

DUURAAAN!!!!



P.S. Anyone else notice this? (was too lazy to read all 13 pages)

 

[ImNotReallySane]

a thing just occurred to me...
thats the law and if you dont pay the bloody ***** some money you are PIRATING THE SUN!!!

(the more smarter people here will know what im on about, and a hint to all you other people here - NO YOU CANT SHARE THE SUN)

 

[Bart Godrich Simpson]

It Good to no they is a other Gods and Goddess out they because if She Owns the Sun that Means She is a Goddess and that good for Her now all She needs Now is to be Good and help people out.

 

[El Danny]

As anyone claimed Mars? I'm calling dibs!

 

[BRex21]

Y'know what, i'm suing her for my sunburn!

 

[Chunga the Great]

That's one hell of a thread necro guys.....

 

[bigfatcarp93]

EVERYTHING uses the sun. Of the hundreds of billions of organisms on this planet, there is not one that doesn't use the sun in some way, shape or form. This is stupid.

 

[GoddyofAus]

I tell you what, Apollo is gonna be pissed that he's owned by some 49 year old senile Spaniard.

 

[BoogieManFL]

I hereby proclaim that I own everything in the universe! Including any and all alternate realities/dimensions both forwards, backwards, and present in time and that shall ever come to exist.

Please. What a bunch of fucking idiocy thinking you can claim the sun just like that.

EDIT: Oh wait this is old news. This thread is from 2010.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Wow, old news-
What's going on here, why is it being necro'd?
But yeah, she was mental then, probably still is.