Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[PinkiePyro]

crazy lady is crazy

if she trys making me pay for sunlight im sueing for that sunburn i got last summer

 

[John the Gamer]

She might have been spending a wee bit too much time in direct sunlight... XD.

P.S.: Does this mean we're all pirating the sun(-light) now? We could all get sued and have our sun-light-rights revoked or something. :O

 

[Carlston]

Ok kids I say we let her have the Sun and pay every single dime she wants...

Here are our conditions.

1. You must travel to the sun in person.
2. You must plant said flag on the suns surface and it must be visible by optics from earth (snicker)

3.You may only do so in person, with basic space suits and rockets...
4. When you get back you then will fill out the proper forms... by the way while you claim the sun, before you can collect it must be verified and such you will pay taxes on the property until such time we can send a assessor to verify your flag, claim and paper work.

5. You will also pull out enough insurance to cover the entire earth, every being, resource, and all planets in range of a super nova. First five thousand years in advance. Must be covered, the assessor will not travel to said sun unless it is insured.

6. You will also have a medical procedure to insure your DNA will not be passed on for the future.

We the people of earth have given you the go ahead. If you lie, or have any questionable actions -like returning to earth alive, or no flag is seen- You will suffer a slow and painful death as a example to the masses. (drugs are bad mmmkay)

 

[DP155ToneZone]

I would love to see this woman's diary of successes.

Day 1: Failed to collect on owed Sun debts.

Day 2: Failed to collect on owed Sun debts.

Day 3: Failed to collect on owed Sun debts.

Day 4: Failed to collect on owed Sun debts.

Day 5: Drank some more mercury.

Day 6: Failed to collect on owed Sun debts.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

Aww man, It would be so cool to have a piece of paper that states I own the sun, I would totally hang it on my bedroom wall, whenever I meet someone new I'll be like "by the way, I own the sun"
then they would be like "yeah, right" then I will point to the paper in my room and say "take a look"
and then they will be like "huh".

 

[AMMO Kid]

I laughed so hard!

 

[sageoftruth]

So, did she win the lottery or something? She really sounds like someone who suddenly got rich and had no idea what to do with her newfound wealth.

 

[sageoftruth]

I'm anticipating the anti-piracy ads. "You wouldn't steal solar power from someone else's car."

 

[theprokrastinator]

HAH, this reminds me of that Eddie Izzard joke...
Do you have a flag?

(sorry if someone else posted this before me xD just thought i'd add that for those who havnt seen him perform, I'm off to go watch his dvds now mwahah)

 

[Steve Dark]

Well then, if that's how it's gunna be... I claim the rest of the universe. You know, every single one of the trillions of other, better suns. And every planet that orbits them. And all those nifty black holes holding galaxies together.

Feeling pretty silly now aren't we lady, only claiming one sun?

Not really, since she can make money off hers and you cant. and since other people already have claims to the planets important to earth.

Sorry, you seem to have missed off the "Sir" in your message there, since you're now speaking to the King of (99.999% of) the Universe. But I'll let it slide this time.

On topic, you seem to be forgetting that I can now charge every time Hollywood uses a starlit sky as a backdrop in any of their films, or someone navigates by the stars, or steals a chunk of Asteroid that has fallen from MY vast empty space between worlds. Not to mention the space rental fee for all those probes they keep sending out littering up my universe...

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

Some mental hospital is missing a patient. What kind of person do you have to be to pull shit like this?

Actually it's quite a smooth move and you're only saying that cause you know that ownership of anything like that will mean that you'll have to pay no matter what

She can do it legally the law is quite clear as stupid as it may sound

still, she can't possibly collect all of the debt.

with those kind of amounts haha she could hire half of the world to collect it xD

yea, but how is she going to collect the money to hire the world?

[edit]and my dad is a lawyer, and I asked him and he tolded me that the only way you can own something is if someone that did own it gives you the rights to it, and I doubt anyone had the rights to it. Unless if she somehow "claimed" it. I don't know about that though.

 

[JimmyC99]

in reference to what Anarchemitis said in an earlier post, as this "person" owns the sun, she is responsibly for any and all damage incurred buy it, this includes any damage to satalites, space stations and space-telescopes, and these things cost billions, as well as things such as Skin Cancer, Sun Burn ect, id love to see her taken to court for the several million tourists who will inevitably stay out in mid-day Spanish sun a thing not even the Spanish do 'cus its bloody hot out.

Considering the sun is a monumental Nuclear Fusion Reactor isn't there several hundred miles of red tape she can get for it 'cus you know a Nuclear Reactor isn't exactly a safe thing.

and when she said she isn't stupid, well maby your not but you sure are mad. its nice how the UN hasn't recognised her claim, I hope it was by ignoring it and her.

 

[Pinstar]

Sure she can have the sun. She just has to go there to pick up the deed in person.

Now we need an X-prize to help her get her there.

 

[BrEnNo1023]

Oh yeah Ms Duran??? At least I own URANUS...yeah i said it!

I think I just spent most of today pirating the Sun.

dude, i'm pretty sure everybody in the world has spent hundreds of thousands of years pirating the hell out of her sun. That said, she's going to be so pissed off when she sees my awesome tan.

I'm sure she waddles around beaches holding out a piece of legal paper and a money tin, screaming at runners and topless sunbathers alike: "PAY UP, IT'S LEGALLY MINE IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE!!! NO I'M NOT CRAZY, STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME!"

How narcissistic and ungrateful can one be? The sun unconditionally gives us all life here on earth, without it we wouldn't even exist, and the idiot wants to OWN it? Like it's hers to just....take?

This woman be trollin' fo sho. Hey Duran, the 80's called, they want their British new-wave back! Oh and while you're there, give the solar system back its sun...

Well folks, I'm sure she'll come unstuck. Sanity is on our side, friends!

 

[BrEnNo1023]

I really wouldn't miss her nor care if she died a terrible, horrible, painful death. Ok, I'd care a little, since she'd probably have an heir to the sun made by then.

I'm with you there, but I'm pretty sure she just owns the sun, it's not an entire monarchy. BUT SHHH! Don't give her any ideas!