Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac
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At first I started laughing because I could see the faces of the Nintendo bosses in front of me, but now I kinda feel bad for her.
Wait, what? xD This is the craziest thing I've heard in a while. Not sure if I think it's BS or not, but...sheesh. Just an odd story.
Though, I'm kinda used to finding odd stories here on the Escapist. ._. You learn odd things that happen around the world. You really do. xD So I guess this shouldn't surprise me much.
Though, I'm kinda used to finding odd stories here on the Escapist. ._. You learn odd things that happen around the world. You really do. xD So I guess this shouldn't surprise me much.
Why does everyone seem to think this is funny? It's horrible.
I'll just go ahead and try to draw attention to this post [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.188339-Woman-Falls-Off-Wii-Balance-Board-Turns-Into-Nymphomaniac?page=7#5815331], which illustrates from the perspective of someone suffering from this why it isn't nice. The title of the article may as well be:
I seriously hope that no-one actually tries to recreate this despite the constant stream of people saying that they will, because no matter what the result, it cant end well. Most likely, all that'll end up happening is that whoever falls off it will hurt themselves in some way, and get annoyed at whoever pushed them/covered the fit board in soap/whatever. But on the off-chance that it does happen to work, I'm sure whoever did it will end up regretting it, as like Levanger's post explains[footnote]And actually, as explained in the article as well.[/footnote], it's not a nice condition to have.
Not that I think anyone actually will try this (my opinion of people is not that low), but it does annoy me that so many people seem to be recommending it.
*sigh*
I don't want to sound like I'm trying to enforce censorship, but it just seems disappointing to me that so many people would make the same tasteless joke.
I'll just go ahead and try to draw attention to this post [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.188339-Woman-Falls-Off-Wii-Balance-Board-Turns-Into-Nymphomaniac?page=7#5815331], which illustrates from the perspective of someone suffering from this why it isn't nice. The title of the article may as well be:
[HEADING=3]Woman Falls off Wii Balance Board, Now Has to Suffer from Constant Pain Until Someone Cures Her Somehow[/HEADING]
I seriously hope that no-one actually tries to recreate this despite the constant stream of people saying that they will, because no matter what the result, it cant end well. Most likely, all that'll end up happening is that whoever falls off it will hurt themselves in some way, and get annoyed at whoever pushed them/covered the fit board in soap/whatever. But on the off-chance that it does happen to work, I'm sure whoever did it will end up regretting it, as like Levanger's post explains[footnote]And actually, as explained in the article as well.[/footnote], it's not a nice condition to have.
Not that I think anyone actually will try this (my opinion of people is not that low), but it does annoy me that so many people seem to be recommending it.
*sigh*
I don't want to sound like I'm trying to enforce censorship, but it just seems disappointing to me that so many people would make the same tasteless joke.
New form of date rape shaking the nation:
"Hey, you mind if I sit you down and tap your head with this doctor's reflex reaction hammer? I know a few pressure points that will really help you relax."
"Hey, you mind if I sit you down and tap your head with this doctor's reflex reaction hammer? I know a few pressure points that will really help you relax."
Spontaneous and persistent genital arousal...
Sounds like what every puberty stricken male had to cover with school books as they walked from class to class.
Sounds like what every puberty stricken male had to cover with school books as they walked from class to class.
Andy Chalk said:Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac
Sit up straight and listen closely, kids, while I tell you the tale of the woman who fell off her Wii Balance Board [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/what/accessories/balanceboard] and turned into a raging sex addict as a result.
One fine day, Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old catering worker from the U.K., was enjoying some healthy activity on her Wii Balance Board. But then she slipped, fell and turned into a nymphomaniac. "Wait," I imagine you're saying right about now. "What?" Well, according to an unnamed doctor, the young Ms. Flowers - who, by the way, is single - suffered some sort of bizarre nerve damage and now just the slightest vibration, "from mobile phones to food processors," has her rarin' to go.
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," she said. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
There is, in fact, a recognized syndrome called Boing Boing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder] explains, it's not a lot of fun and being banged into satiation by a "superstud" isn't really the answer.
Nonetheless, the danger presented to women by the Wii Balance Board is clear, so for heaven's sake, ladies, be careful. And spread the word: I've already started the internet petition [http://www.petitiononline.com/sexboard/petition.html] but until we can force Nintendo to act by putting warning labels on these things, everyone - which is to say, everyone with a vagina - is at risk.
Source: The Daily Star [http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/]
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Heh. Thanks for telling us this.
If it's any consolation, you have my support. It sounds like an incredibly shitty situation, and everyone making light of it... ugh. Sorry, it's late, I'm tired, but, you're not the only one disgusted by a chunk of the posts in this thread...Azraellod said:
Aye. This is just special. I know lots of girls with wii's, *buys out entire shops stock of balance boards*Lonan said:
Nintendo, I hail thou holy feminine de-abstinator.
XD!!!
Andy, you made my morning a little bit brighter.
The way you wrote the article made me lol hard. The situation itself is only marginally funny. I'm sure it's incredibly unpleasant for her. xD
Andy, you made my morning a little bit brighter.
The way you wrote the article made me lol hard. The situation itself is only marginally funny. I'm sure it's incredibly unpleasant for her. xD
