Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac
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I must get a balance board now! I need to see if the same thing happens to males... Or if you're a guy does that mean you're already a nymphomaniac? I only hear that term applied to women.
Haven't read much, but if I got the gist of it I'm gonna go and polish my friends' Wii boards with some soap and water.Andy Chalk said:Woman Falls Off Wii Balance Board, Turns Into Nymphomaniac
Sit up straight and listen closely, kids, while I tell you the tale of the woman who fell off her Wii Balance Board [http://www.nintendo.com/wii/what/accessories/balanceboard] and turned into a raging sex addict as a result.
One fine day, Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old catering worker from the U.K., was enjoying some healthy activity on her Wii Balance Board. But then she slipped, fell and turned into a nymphomaniac. "Wait," I imagine you're saying right about now. "What?" Well, according to an unnamed doctor, the young Ms. Flowers - who, by the way, is single - suffered some sort of bizarre nerve damage and now just the slightest vibration, "from mobile phones to food processors," has her rarin' to go.
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," she said. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
There is, in fact, a recognized syndrome called Boing Boing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder] explains, it's not a lot of fun and being banged into satiation by a "superstud" isn't really the answer.
Nonetheless, the danger presented to women by the Wii Balance Board is clear, so for heaven's sake, ladies, be careful. And spread the word: I've already started the internet petition [http://www.petitiononline.com/sexboard/petition.html] but until we can force Nintendo to act by putting warning labels on these things, everyone - which is to say, everyone with a vagina - is at risk.
Source: The Daily Star [http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/130756/Nintendo-Wii-made-me-nympho-/]
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....wait, what?
She fell on her ass and became horny?
Really, despite what people think, all you have to do is know the exact pressure point on a girl's body to get that sort of reaction >.> There's probably another pressure point to turn it off.
Seriously, I've heard of this wayy too much, unfortunately when I tried to push a point on my girlfriend's body, she slapped me. When I tried to explain, she glared at me, boy was that embarrassing...well, for five minutes until she laughed, apparently registering that I was kidding.
She fell on her ass and became horny?
Really, despite what people think, all you have to do is know the exact pressure point on a girl's body to get that sort of reaction >.> There's probably another pressure point to turn it off.
Seriously, I've heard of this wayy too much, unfortunately when I tried to push a point on my girlfriend's body, she slapped me. When I tried to explain, she glared at me, boy was that embarrassing...well, for five minutes until she laughed, apparently registering that I was kidding.
As silly as the whole prospect of this article sounds, the basic point remains true. Be careful! Head injuries can have long term and live altering consequences you may not realize at first. When my brother and I were younger, he broke open our baby sitter's aquarium with his face in an accident (seriously, shattered the damn thing). Initially it didn't seem he was that bad off, minor skull fracture and lacerations on his head, but it wasn't till a while later the real issues came through. In the trauma two extreme things happened. One he damaged his short term memory into almost non-existance, and two he contracting bacterial menegitis. His memory is a huge issue, and every few years something will set off the menegitis and he'll have to treat it again or it could be fatal, and bacterial version of menegitis stays with you all your life.
Okay, enough sob story. Just found this article an interesting coincedence, since my brother had a flair up of menegitis this week after 5 years of no problems.
Okay, enough sob story. Just found this article an interesting coincedence, since my brother had a flair up of menegitis this week after 5 years of no problems.
Where I live we call that being a guy.Andy Chalk said:
Good to know I can finally get a handicap parking spot because of it.
Well, this is a rediculous story. Probably some attention craving ugly girl lokoing for a boyfriend or something.
I have a Wii (STOP SNICKERING!), but not one of those ugly bathroomscales. Makes me want to get one to try it out.
Or try it on my girlfriend.
Wait, to execute that plan, I need to get a girlfriend first...
Well, in that case:
[HEADING=1]Man hits head whilst playing MadWorld, now superstud![/HEADING]
Soo, now the chicks will come running to me, so I can execute my masterplan, mwahaha!
Hope it works. It got the chick in the article 15 minutes of fame...
I have a Wii (STOP SNICKERING!), but not one of those ugly bathroomscales. Makes me want to get one to try it out.
Or try it on my girlfriend.
Wait, to execute that plan, I need to get a girlfriend first...
Well, in that case:
[HEADING=1]Man hits head whilst playing MadWorld, now superstud![/HEADING]
Soo, now the chicks will come running to me, so I can execute my masterplan, mwahaha!
Hope it works. It got the chick in the article 15 minutes of fame...
Oh, low blow...I mean, don't hit below the belt...I mean, uhh...oh fuck it!dallan262 said:
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I mean FORGET it...UGH! Damn it!
ROFLMAO!!!XD Good job you two.mjc0961 said:Argh, and then you went and put them together in MY head.NeoAC said:
