Woman weds Eiffel Tower

[Olikunmissile]

Ok, I just saw the strangest documentary ever.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2881267.html

About Objectum-Sexual women. In the above link is the story of a woman who is married to the Eiffel Tower, (as seen in title) and the link below is the woman married to the Berlin Wall.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2870071.html

I'm a little confused about it, and how they could do things like this... But I can't help but wonder what my fellow escapists think, go wild.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

 

[WrongSprite]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

I was thinking painful.

And this is just stupid...people like this make me hate people even more.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

is this worse than the person who fell in love with a phone booth and tried to sue somethin or other for the fact that when the berlin wall or somethin fell on her 'love' during an invasion.

 

[Curtmiester]

So, how did the tower even agree to this?

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Hey awesome!

I use one of their kids as a paperweight!

 

[AkJay]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

baby, it'll blow your mind.

 

[L4hlborg]

Doesn't the tower belong to someone? I mean does the woman have permission to marry the Eiffel tower, cause the tower can't exactly refuse/aggree into any marriage proposal.

 

[Olikunmissile]

So, how did the tower even agree to this?

That adds a dimension to this whole thing I'd never have even comprehended.

 

[Lord George]

Urgh think of the age difference, she's like 50 at the latest and the towers about 300 years.

Well now I want to marry the statue of liberty, "I'd go inside her" .

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

That's disturbing on so many levels, it disturbs me on levels I didn't even know existed. And several that aren't supposed to.

 

[dalek sec]

Dear lord what a stupid person... why did they even let her do this?

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Urgh think of the age difference, she's like 50 at the latest and the towers about 300 years.

Well now I want to marry the statue of liberty, "I'd go inside her" .

Yeah but just remember, when she's 90, it'll only be 340.

 

[Jedoro]

Urgh think of the age difference, she's like 50 at the latest and the towers about 300 years.

Well now I want to marry the statue of liberty, "I'd go inside her" .

But with all the other people who have already been in her, you'd be getting some pretty sloppy seconds there.

 

[Paksenarrion]

"Why won't you speak to me, ocean?"

 

[KaiRai]

There's a lot of stories about stuff like this. There was one of a guy who had fetishes for cars, and one guy who loved pavements......

Yup, weird people out there.

 

[Olikunmissile]

There's a lot of stories about stuff like this. There was one of a guy who had fetishes for cars, and one guy who loved pavements......

Yup, weird people out there.

My god... This world needs a nuclear war... Fast... Only the purest will be put inside shelters to survive.

 

[Ben7]

Who actually performs the ceremony?^^