Woman weds Eiffel Tower

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

The first thing I said when I saw this on the news a few days ago was, "How would the sex be?"

Then a voice in my mind went, "Very brutal, but probably hilarious to watch."

I then wondered if I have issues that need to be dealt with.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Sex would be...odd
To say the least

I was thinking painful.

With the Eiffel Tower, most likely, but how would you even accomplish it with the Berlin Wall?

Would you like.....a diagram?

Oh dear God no...
Actually out of sheer curiosity, yes

 

[Resistance205]

I don't...I..I can't...I mean...

Wwait wait wait, for a marriage to be legal, don't both parties need to agree to it? How is a wall and a tower going to say yes!? They don't have mouths..Unless, does spray painting the word "Yes" onto it, count as the object agreeing?

 

[lewism247]

I'm sure the woman who married the berlin wall came up in a question on have i got news for you(british tv program) and guess what......SHE CHEATED ON THE WALL WITH A FENCE IM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Ok, I just saw the strangest documentary ever.

And you wonder why the English don't trust the rest of Europe?

TBH, this is just another case of "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" with the papers going "OOOH, THIS IS SO SILLY!"

Grow up the pair of you.

 

[Diablini]

?! Married to an OBJECT! Do these people seriously marry objects or do they do it for the Guiness Record for stupidity?!

 

[Kellerb]

hehehe a physical relationship with a peice of fence XD

 

[sky14kemea]

uhh.. wow?

thats interesting to say the least.. XD

it makes you think though... what on earth goes on in their heads?

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

I'm offended!
My husband, the Great Wall of China is much sexier than the Berlin Wall ever was.
He's a real fire-cracker in the sack too, ole Berlin could never compete.

Oh, gotta go! Shopping date with my BFF, L'arc de Triumph.

 

[Olikunmissile]

uhh.. wow?

thats interesting to say the least.. XD

it makes you think though... what on earth goes on in their heads?

uhh... nothing?

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

So, if marriage can happen without consent, can I legally marry the next girl that passes out at a party while she's still unconscious?

It'd be worth all the trouble just to see her reaction when she comes to.

 

[Sigel]

You talk about the marriage now, but what's the divorce going to be like?

 

[JRCB]

Well, I'm married to the Universe. Everyone out of her! She's mine!

 

[IxionIndustries]

I wonder how those people think every day..
"Mmmm... That dining table has some FINE wood grains.."

I bet going into a furniture store is like one big peep show to them.

 

[quiet_samurai]

And I thought my obsession with those newly designed Victoria's Secret manaquines was wieird....

don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.

 

[Lexodus]

I don't...I..I can't...I mean...

Wwait wait wait, for a marriage to be legal, don't both parties need to agree to it? How is a wall and a tower going to say yes!? They don't have mouths..Unless, does spray painting the word "Yes" onto it, count as the object agreeing?

Doesn't silence count as no objection?

 

[Lexodus]

I'm offended!
My husband, the Great Wall of China is much sexier than the Berlin Wall ever was.
He's a real fire-cracker in the sack too, ole Berlin could never compete.

Oh, gotta go! Shopping date with my BFF, L'arc de Triumph.

L'arc de Triumph? She's a slut. I did her...
Anyway, watch out or she'll steal your man wall thing.


EDIT:

Whoops, sorry for teh dubbl poast.

 

[Clashero]

Hah, this made me laugh a lot. Would suck to be the woman married to the Berlin wall. It must've been heartbreaking to see her love be torn down.

Can I marry The Escapist?